A/n: Alright everyone. This is our first ever Kyo x Satomi story. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did writing it. And if you don't already know the characters; Satomi is the daughter of Gaara and Sakura and Kyo is the grandson of the Tsuchikage. If you need more details, just check our profile. Thanks! Enjoy and review!
Nuisance
Chapter One
-Annoyance-
Kyo looked up at the gates to Konoha and let out a breath, smiling at the foreign village. It had taken him quite some time to get here, but now that he was, he couldn't wait to begin his work. Once he checked in with the Hokage, he could take his time and look around.
He entered the village, waving to the guards and greeting them before heading straight for the Hokage Tower. Knocking on the office door, he entered when he was given permission, smiling brightly. "Sup Akito! Did you miss me?" he asked.
The dark haired Hokage just gave him a bored look from his seat behind the desk. "Shut up you moron, you know I hate you."
"Uh huh. Stop lying, you know how Natsumi hates it." he scolded, though the friendly smile was still on his face. He walked up to the desk, pulling out a scroll and setting it on the desk. "Here's the letter from my gramps, so you can just read over it and we can talk business tomorrow."
Akito picked up the letter and opened it, beginning to read over it. "Sure, whatever." He said distractedly.
"So when do you finish? Cause' I think we should go spar. Or train. Or bond over manly things. Or, I could come over and have dinner with you guys!" Kyo brightened. "I haven't seen little Kanamé in forever. I know he just misses his favorite uncle."
Forest green eyes looked up, annoyance evident in their depths. Suddenly, an evil look came to the Hokage's face. "You know…that doesn't sound like too bad of an idea." He said, a slow, dark smile coming to his face.
Kyo was too ignorant to notice, the only thing going through his mind happiness that his friend was agreeing so quickly. "Really? Awesome!" he beamed.
"Yeah. Come by around seven. My sister-in-law is staying with us, and I think the two of you should meet. I know she would just love you." Akito said.
"Does she look just like Natsumi?" he asked, seeming curious.
"Nah." Akito waved it off. "She's ugly as hell, with long oily hair. I hate her."
The blonde rolled his eyes. "Dude, you hate everyone but Natsumi and Kanamé." He pointed out.
"Touché."
"Well," Kyo popped his knuckles. "I'm gonna go wander aimlessly around the village for a few hours until dinner. So I'll see you at seven." He turned and waved as he exited the office. Akito laced his fingers together and sat back with a self-satisfied smile on his face. He could hardly wait until Satomi and Kyo met, because he knew that out of everyone, when it came to hating people, she was even worse than him. And if he hated Kyo, he could only imagine what the middle Sabaku would feel towards the energetic man.
Satomi stared at the selection of sweets at the stall she was standing at. Even though she was in a fairly good mood, a bored frown was showing on her face. "Here," she offered the vendor the amount for the treat and then took one of the sugar coated squares of fried dough. "Thanks." She waved, walking off and leaving the stunned man wide eyed since he was used to the Hokage's overly ecstatic wife.
She walked down the streets, wearing some black capris and red short sleeved shirt that zipped up in the front and stopped just above her belly button, with fishnet covering the rest of her exposed abdomen. Her long pink hair was braided and stopped past the small of her back. It was another boring day in Konoha and as much as she loathed the place and most of its inhabitants, especially the Hokage himself, she did enjoy visiting her sister and her adorable nephew. She had to give it to the Uchiha he had made a pretty good looking son.
She was here on business and relaxation, making sure everything in Konoha was well and to report back to Suna and make sure her sister wasn't regretting the choice of bedding and wedding the Uchiha heir. "God," Satomi seethed. "She could have picked anyone in the damn world and she had to pick that douche bag." She grumbled biting into her treat.
Suddenly, she heard a bunch of commotion coming from down the street, and before she could turn to see what it was, a hard body slammed into hers, causing her to drop her snack. Strong arms wrapped around her, and whereas she expected to hit the ground, she landed on top of the very person who was responsible for this entire mess. "Whoa, that was a close one. You almost died." A cheerful sounding voice came from the person beneath her, whose arms were still wrapped around her.
Satomi blinked, her usually bored expression gone and replaced with one of confusion. Her glare returned immediately and slanted threateningly at the hands around her. "Release me at once." She ordered, not waiting for him to comply as she took hold of them and ripped them off with ease, getting up and finally seeing the one who had forced her to lose her treat. He had shaggy, dirty blonde hair, and bright hazel eyes. His outfit consisted of long black pants, and a black shirt that had short sleeves. It scooped across the top, with a narrow, long V in the center that revealed part of his chest. His arms were wound with white bandages, and he had a forehead protector with the symbol for Iwa on it strapped around his right leg. The only look he gave her was one of complete shock.
She glanced over to the fallen sweet and bent over picking it up and scrutinizing it with harsh eyes. She sighed and tossed it in a nearby trash and started to walk off. She could hear the sound of running, and almost rolled her eyes.
"Wait!" the man called out, getting in front of her. "I'm sorry about your food. I'll get you another one if you want. But this cart of cabbages was racing towards you, and if I didn't get you out of the way you could have been crushed." He gave her a bright smile.
"I seriously doubt that." She said lowly, continuing to walk and try to ignore him.
Undeterred, he followed her. "What's your name?" he asked, still looking happy.
"I don't see how that's any of your business." Satomi shut her eyes and tried a breathing exercise to calm herself.
"Hey, it's not a crime to ask the name of the most beautiful woman on the planet." He clasped his hands behind his back as he walked backwards to continue to look at her face.
Satomi stopped and opened her eyes, giving him a threatening glare. "Go. Away."
He blinked, the smile finally leaving his face. "Oh. Okay." Then it came back in full force, almost blinding her. "But I will discover your name, fair maiden!" he declared, forming a few hand signs. "Until then!" he disappeared in a flash of smoke.
The pink haired woman stared at the spot the blonde had been occupying in utter awe. "What a freak." She breathed out and glanced up at the sky, seeing the position of the sun. Deciding she should probably head back since dinner would be ready soon, she started towards the Uchiha district. She took her time getting there, since she wasn't in a rush to get back to see her sister and her brother-in-law making out.
Upon reaching the old traditional Japanese style house, she slid the door open and removed her shoes before stepping up onto the hardwood. That was when she heard voices from the living room. It was her sister and someone else. But it didn't feel like Akito and Kanamé was there with them. Satomi walked down the hall and when she reached the living room her eyes widened in complete shock. It was the annoying blonde from earlier. "You!" she pointed accusingly, glaring at him. "What are you doing here?"
He just brightened, looking at Natsumi. "Natsumi, this is your sister?" he asked, rushing over and taking Satomi's hands in his as he looked at her adoringly, stars in his eyes. "Fair lady, it is an honor to finally meet the sister-in-law I have heard so much about. My name is Kyo." Then his brow furrowed slightly. "Well, Akito lied big time. You're not ugly at all. I think you're beautiful."
Satomi attempted to pull her hands from his grip, but he held on surprisingly tight. With another harsh tug her hands were free and her glare returned and focused on him. "Yes well, my brother-in-law is pretty ignorant and narrow sighted when it comes to women. But stop touching me freak." She warned, passing him by and smiling when she saw her little nephew bouncing on her sister's knees.
Natsumi returned the smile, wearing black shorts and black long sleeved shirt that went past the fingertips and revealed her midriff. On the back of her shirt was the Uchiha clan symbol. Kanamé was dressed similarly, in grey baggy shorts and a black shirt with a large collar, his clan symbol showing on the back as well. "Hi Satomi. How was moseying around the village?"
"Fine." She sighed, picking Kanamé up since he was reaching for her and once he was in her arms he tugged on her long hair happily.
"I like Aunt Tomi's hair." He said proudly.
"I know you do." The elder twin sighed and looked back to her sister. "I ran into this psycho earlier. What is he doing here?"
Natsumi shifted her jade gaze from them to Kyo and laughed. "Kyo is the Tsuchikage's grandson. He's also next in line for the title himself. He always stays with us when he's here, though Akito protests, I find his company exhilarating."
"For once I agree with the Uchiha." Satomi grumbled.
"Oh come now, I swear you won't even know I'm here." Kyo smiled, walking over and sitting down on the couch. "So," he looked at Natsumi. "When is Mr. Grouchy gonna be here? He said dinner was at seven, and it was a long journey from Iwa."
"Any time now." She assured him, getting up and leaving the room for the kitchen. "Everything is almost done anyways."
Satomi watched her sister leave and then Kanamé tugged on her braid, making her wince. "Aunt Tomi! Let's play in the backyard." He said happily, looking adorable.
"Okay." She said, setting him down. He took off towards the back and Satomi followed him wordlessly.
Not wanting to be left alone, Kyo walked into the kitchen, where Natsumi was checking on everything. "Natsumi, would you object if I married you sister someday?" he asked, going to the fridge and taking out a bottle of water. "Cause' I think I'm going to."
The younger twin stopped what she was doing and looked over at Kyo. "Huh?" she blinked, looking utterly confused.
"Can I marry your sister?" he asked, taking a drink of his water. "She's just so pretty…and I think she's the one for me."
Natsumi couldn't help but laugh. "Why?"
"I don't really know." He said honestly, looking at her and appearing confused. "But I have this funny feeling when I look at her…and I can picture myself growing old with her." He scratched the back of his head. "Doesn't really make sense, but I guess you could simplify it and call it love at first sight." He shrugged.
"Well I don't know how that's going to work out for you, cause she totally hates you." Natsumi said with a chuckle and returned to her work on their dinner. "But good luck with that."
"Thanks." He smiled brightly. "But why does she hate me? I didn't do anything."
It was then that Akito entered the kitchen, a small smirk on his strong features. "Satomi hates everyone. And I knew she'd especially hate you, cause' you're so happy it's annoying." He said, having just gotten home. "Hi baby." He walked over and kissed Natsumi on the cheek, wrapping his arms around her. "Dinner smells delicious, as always."
She smiled back at her husband and leaned into his hold. "Hi sweetie. I made you're favorite tonight, teriyaki shish kabobs with grilled veggies."
"Mmm, can I have you for dessert?" he asked, beginning to nibble at the side of her neck.
Kyo rolled his eyes, pushing away from the counter. "You two are gross." He said, heading for the door.
"Yeah, yeah." Akito didn't even look up from his task of feeling up Natsumi as he continued to ravish her neck. "Just don't come back in here for another ten minutes."
Grimacing, the blonde hurried from the kitchen and went outside to the backyard, deciding to try once more to win over Satomi. Plus, being out here with her was safer than in there with the two fuck birds.
As he came out to the porch, he saw Kanamé and Satomi in the sandbox. Kanamé was showing her how to build a sand castle with his pails, though she probably already knew how. Though his sand castle was pretty amazing for a four year old, but then again he did inherit his sand control from his mother. He walked over and squat down next to the small boy. "That's a pretty awesome sand castle Kanamé. Did your mom teach how to make them?" he asked, smiling at his nephew.
"Yeah!" he nodded and pat the sand. "You help too Kyo!" he nodded, gathering more sand with his hands.
"Alright." He said, helping out. Then he looked at Satomi. "Akito said they should be done in ten minutes, and to not come inside until then."
Kanamé sighed. "Mommy and Daddy are doing naughty things again?"
Satomi nodded. "Yup." Not really paying any mind to the blonde.
"Kyo, how come you're not married to anyone?" Kanamé asked innocently.
"Because I haven't found the right woman Kanamé." He answered. "Until today. But I gotta woo her first." He winked at the small boy.
"Really?" the young Uchiha seemed to get more interested in his blonde uncle than the sand. "Who? Is she pretty like my mommy?" he asked. Satomi just glanced over at Kyo, suspicion obvious in her scowl.
"Well I think she's prettier than your mommy." Kyo said. "Way prettier."
Kanamé glared at him and huffed. "I doubt it."
Kyo tilted his head to the side in curiosity. "You don't think your Aunt Satomi is pretty?" he asked, not paying any attention to the pink haired woman.
Kanamé blinked and without hesitation smiled. "Of course! She looks just like mommy, just prettier hair cause it's all long. And makes her look all girlie when it's down." He said making Satomi actually look surprised.
"Exactly." He gave his nephew a pleased smile. "Therefore, I think she is prettier than your mom." He leaned back on his hands, having already built some of the sand castle.
Satomi glanced over to the Iwa nin and rolled her eyes, grabbing Kanamé and standing since Natsumi had come out onto the porch. "Alright guys' dinner is ready!" she called.
"Sweet, I'm starving." Kyo stood and brushed the sand off before following everyone inside and to the dining room, where Akito was already sitting at the head of the table. Natsumi sat next to him, with Kanamé across from her. Kyo made it a point to sit across from Satomi, that way he could look at her throughout the meal.
"So Satomi, I heard you ran into Kyo earlier today." Akito said as he began to put food on his son's plate. "He's annoying, right? I think he's even worse than Naruto, personally."
The elder pink haired women glanced over the table to the head, sliding a piece of meat off the stick. "I'm pretty sure that if I wanted to speak to you Akito, I would have initiated the conversation myself." She said, tossing the succulent beef in her mouth.
Natsumi just smiled, trying not to laugh.
"Not like I want to talk to that ugly frog face, but Natsumi insists I try and be nice to you." He said, cutting up Kanamé's food into smaller bites.
"She does not have an ugly frog face." Kyo spoke up, pausing in his eating. "And I can't believe you lied to me earlier and said that she was ugly with oily hair. Her hair is one of her best features, along with her gorgeous eyes."
The Uchiha looked up at his friend. "I always knew you were a freak. Who would find that thing pretty?" he pointed his fork at her.
"Lots of people." The blonde huffed.
Satomi just rolled her eyes, focusing on eating while Natsumi kicked Akito from under the table, right in the shin, giving him an icy glare that told him he better apologize or he'd regret it.
He sighed. "Sorry Satomi. I guess you're not that hideous." He said, biting into his kabob.
"She's not hideous at all." Kyo glared. "I don't see why I'm the one who's called an idiot all the time around here if you're too blind to see the beauty and sunshine she radiates."
Kanamé nodded. "Yeah dad." He pointed at his father. "Beside mommy and aunt Tomi look almost exactly alike. So you are calling mommy ugly. Cause I think aunt Tomi is pretty."
This made Satomi smirk because the stick in her sister's hand snapped in two and her icy, hate filled gaze was directed at only one person. Sensing his impending doom, Akito thought quickly. "I don't think your mother is ugly son, she is the most beautiful woman in the world. All I'm saying is that your Aunt would look prettier if she wasn't frowning all the time. If she doesn't start to smile she'll never get married and settle down with some unfor-I mean lucky man. I'm just thinking of her happiness." He said, looking at Natsumi and patting her knee under the table. "You'll always be number one in my eyes honey."
"Well I think Satomi is prettier." Kyo said, reaching and grabbing another kebab.
Natsumi smacked Akito's hand away, not accepting his pathetic attempt at being civil. "I think she's very pretty too."
"Can we please move onto something else?" Satomi sighed, not looking up at anyone and continuing to eat.
"Hey Satomi, will you go on a date with me tomorrow night?" Kyo asked, glancing at her.
"No."
"Why not?" he asked, confused.
Satomi sighed and looked up at him. "Because I don't want to. Does it really matter the answer is still no."
"Just wondering." He said, unaffected by her rejection. "I'm gonna make it my goal to get you to say yes though."
She rolled her eyes and returned to her meal. "Yeah well good luck with that."
"Thanks." He smiled. "You know, it's the ones who have to be pursued that are the real treasures."
Natsumi nodded and winked at Kyo. "Yup. Those diamonds in the rough." She snickered, secretly pointing at her sister.
"Exactly." His smile brightened. The rest of dinner went on with the sound of Natsumi and Kyo's chatter, along with Kanamé. Akito would say something every now and then, and Satomi only spoke up when someone spoke to her. And even then her answers were short and to the point. When dinner was finished they all stood and began to clear away the table. Akito picked up his son and sat him on the ground.
"Okay buddy, one more hour of play time and then it's off to bed with you." He said, ruffling the little boy's hair.
Kanamé snickered evilly. "I think you're sleeping on the couch tonight dad so looks like I get your bed tonight." He pointed, teasingly as he ran off to go play in the backyard. Satomi smirked, trying not to laugh as she followed her sister into the kitchen and helped her with the dishes.
Akito just sighed and went into the living room to sit down, as did Kyo. "So how was the trip over?"
"Not too bad." The blonde said, sitting down. "Once we finish up our business here I have to travel to some of the other hidden villages and talk to them. But no biggie. It's better than having to hang around my grandpa all the time."
"When is that old fart gonna die?" the ebony haired man asked. "I mean, he was old when Natsumi's father was young, and now that he's getting along in age as well, your grandfather must be prehistoric."
Kyo laughed loudly at this. "Yeah, he's pretty much just a bag of wrinkles and warts. But we've always had extraordinary health in my family, so there's no telling when he'll bite the dust. But, since my dad's dead, it's nice to have him around in case I have any questions about leading the village or anything."
"I suppose it would be." Akito said.
"So are you really gonna have to sleep on the couch?"
"Doubtful. I don't really know what I said wrong, but if I grovel enough she'll let me sleep in the bed with her. Besides, she doesn't sleep at night when I'm not with her, and she really likes her sleep. So we'll see how it goes." He said.
Kyo sighed. "It must be nice to always have someone around and not be lonely."
"Yeah, it is. The sex isn't too bad either, so all in all marriage is the best thing I've ever done with my life. Especially since I got to be with Natsumi." The Uchiha told him.
"Yeah." He sighed once more, thinking about how lucky his friends were to have already found their special someone and be married, with families of their own. He knew that Akito and Natsumi wanted to have another child, and his friends Toshiro and Minako had been married a few years ago, and had a baby on the way. Even Haru was engaged to his longtime girlfriend.
But, he didn't let that get him down. Now that he'd seen and met Satomi, he knew she was destined to be his, even if she didn't know it yet. But he was a patient man, and all it would take was a bit of time. If she just got to know him and like him, he was sure that he'd be taking her on their first date in no time.
Natsumi and Satomi came out of the kitchen then, talking to one another about things from Suna, since of course the sand princess missed her home, not enough to ever leave of course, but she still missed it. Natsumi walked over to one of the closets in the hall and pulled out a blanket and a pillow, tossing them on the couch once she was back in living room. "Well good night Kyo. I hope you sleep well, I'm off to get Kanamé and get him ready for bed so I'll see you all in the morning." She waved, before disappearing out the backdoor to fetch Kanamé. And since there was another entrance to the house from the back, they knew they wouldn't see her again.
Satomi didn't even bother wishing either of them a goodnight, since she really didn't care, and just walked off into the hall towards her room for the time she was here. "Goodnight Satomi! Sleep tight!" Kyo called to her, waving a bit. He didn't get a response.
"God you're annoying." Akito said, getting situated on the couch.
The blonde merely smirked. "That may be so, but I'm not the one sleeping on a couch. I get a warm, comfy bed." He stood and stretched. "So you just tell me in the morning how great you slept." He waved, heading back towards the hall. Something hit him in the back of the head, and he looked down to see the pillow Natsumi had given Akito to sleep on at his feet. "Well now you have to get up and get this." He snickered, continuing on his way. He heard his friend curse, saying something about stupid blonde annoyances, and chuckled to himself as he entered the bedroom he usually stayed in. Getting ready for bed, he couldn't help but feel hopeful for the rest of his stay. Because he would be here for as long as it took to get Satomi to like him, since he didn't have a time limit on when he had to be back in Iwa. Smiling, he closed his eyes and began to dream of his pink haired treasure.