Ok, this one just popped into my head a while back and I never got down to writing it. I hope you like it! It's really short so don't kill me!
Confession
"Admit it."
"There's nothing to admit!"
"Admit it."
"Go away!"
"Admit it."
"THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY!"
"Admit it."
"SHUT UP!"
"...Admit it..."
"So help me Miroku if you say that one more time..."
"But Inuyasha, I am helping you! Besides, I wouldn't have to be such a pest about it if you would just admit it."
"Well I don't care, so you'll be saying it for a long time!"
Miroku got an evil grin on his face. He held the beads on his right hand, preparing to unleash the Wind Tunnel. Inuyasha backed away.
"Admit it or else I'll suck you up! NOW SAY IT!"
Inuyasha mumbled a few colorful curses, but finally gave up.
"Fine! But you have to promise that you won't tell anyone!"
Miroku gave his word. 'It's not like anyone doesn't know though.' He thought. He sat on a boulder with Inuyasha standing about six feet away from him.
"I'm only going to say this once! I...I...I..."
"Well, go on!"
Inuyasha took a deep breath.
"I...I...I'M IN LOVE WITH KAGOME! THERE! ARE YOU HAPPY?"
Miroku smiled and began to clap.
"Bravo Inuyasha! Now all you have to do is tell Kagome!" Inuyasha hopped on the boulder as well (It's a big boulder people).
"I wish it were that simple."
"When the right moment comes, you'll do it. Just don't worry about it."
Inuyasha leaned on his hand.
"It would be so much easier if she wasn't so fun and happy and had a great personality, and her body...it's just so h...h...h...HOLY SHIT!"
Inuyasha had accidentally thought of Kagome a little too nicely, which sort of turned on his sex drive, if you know what I mean...
Miroku fell off the boulder laughing, but the pain in his head from the collision couldn't compare to the pain he was feeling in his sides.
Inuyasha tried to cover his tent and calm himself down. He was blushing like crazy.
"Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit..." he said, continuing to attempt to quell his boner.
"Hahahaha...hey, hey Inuyasha, don't you mean squirt squirt squirt squirt? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Fucking asshole."
"Hehehehe...you're closer to it than me! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"I...hate...you..."
"AND APPERENTLY NOT KAGOME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
As Inuyasha finally calmed down, he began to chase Miroku at his top speed.
"I'm going to kill you, you stupid monk!"
As he was running, Miroku thought
'Jeez, if one little erection caused this, I'd hate to see what he's like after the real thing!'
Ok, so now I'm done and you can get back to your lives (which I'm sure you're all thankful for) review!
Quotes from: Code Lyoko!
"Just tell them we're fighting in a virtual universe against a demonic artificial intelegence. They'll understand."-Odd
"Return to the past now!"-Jeremy
Jeremy: Aelita! Aelita say something!
Aelita:Something!
"Maybe I shouldn't have said her mashed potatos look like barf"-Odd
Till next time!