More pleasure. More gore. Very very funny. I lied about not having a sequel.
Chapter 1: Parodies Of Chapters 1-8
Pearl Jam- Black
October 30, 2007. (9 years after Paroween "3")
A Shaddonfield, Indiana farm was silent and windy. A tractor had a stuffed doll on it with a green pumpkin head. A sign read "Victory Lives...But Evil Lives Forever!".
Night.
It was a stormy and rainy night.
As an ambulance peeked over a hill, a cow with the words "I survived a twister" written on its side crossed the road.
"Michael Meyers..." said a doctor in the ambulance.
"Who is this band?" asked a nurse.
"Pearl Jam." said the doctor.
"I hate this band." said the nurse.
Michael clenched his fist.
"Will you please change the channel!" shouted the nurse.
The driver changed the channel.
Michael grabbed her face and slammed it against the wall.
Someone on the side of the road had a sign that read "Finally, a good story without a freakin' witch season!"
House.
A little girl looked outside at an ambulance.
Her step-sister walked out and sat beside her.
"Rae, do you love me like a sister?" asked the girl.
"Jacie, we're not sisters." said Rae. "But that doesn't mean I love you any less."
"Sure it does." Jacie pouted.
Jacie looked outside and a golden retriever was taking a shower in the rain.
"HEY!" he shouted.
Jacie shut the curtains.
"That was extremely weird." said Rae.
"True." said Jacie.
Upstairs.
Jacie sees Michael over and over again, screaming.
October 31, 2007. (Halloween, dipshit!)
Shit's Grove Sanitarium.
Dr. Malcolm Loonis walked the halls to the front desk.
"Where did they take Michael?" asked Dr. Loonis.
"They transfered him last night." said the desk person and got a call. "Yeah, and pick up some donuts on your way." he said to the person on the phone.
Dr. Loonis began making his way to the ambulance wreck.
"Loonis!" shouted the desk person.
Ambulance wreck.
"Here's not here." said Dr. Loonis. "He's gone."
"Well, no shit!" said a cop.
Dr. Loonis walked up the hill.
"Where are you going?" asked the cop.
"Shaddonfield." said Dr. Loonis. "That's where Michael is going. I need to get there before he kills the innocent people."
"His body could've been thrown from the ambulance." said the cop.
"He is surely on his way to Shaddonfield." said Dr. Loonis.
At a gas station, Michael Meyers was of course walking inside while someone was fixing a vehicle.
"Hey, motherfucker!" the guy said. "Bring me a fucking wrench and a sandwich!"
Michael went over to him and grabbed him.
"Say cheese!" said another guy with a camera.
Both smiled as their picture was taken.
Michael stabbed the guy to death.
Outside of the gas station, Dr. Challie was being chased by the Michael Meyers fan mob.
Dr. Loonis arrived at the gas station.
"Damn witches!" said Dr. Loonis. "I wish they'd go to Hell! They fucking made me late!"
Dr. Loonis went inside to use the phone.
Broken chairs, papers, broken glass and cords lined the floors.
In black graffitti, a wall read "Witches are assholes!"
Dr. Loonis tried to get on a phone, but the line was cut.
"Shit!" said Dr. Loonis.
Jacie's school.
"Where's your costume, Jacie!" taunted a kid. "Jacie's uncle is the boogeyman!"