DISCLAIMER-I don't own anything.
Funny and random things
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore ….. I am perfect.
BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag.
Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.
I used to be normal until I met some losers call my best friends.
I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
If you can't laugh at yourself I'll be glad to do it for you.
RAP- Reatard Attempting Poetry
I love school. Except for the learning part. That part gotta go.
Oh that song? I kinda got in trouble for running around screaming it in coles.
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now read the third word of each sentence
10. llama, llama, llama, duck!
11. 2+2=6 Oh yeah. I rock at maths.
12. Note to self : shut up
13. Note to self: Do not push a door when it says "pull".
14. Apparently 12445789995435587889444…
Will not bother to read that number. Heck! Even I didn't.
15. It's not that I'm mean….. It's just that you're an idiot.
16. For all the Americans: Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia.
17. Hi spider,
Nice spider,
Here, let me pet you.
WITH MY FOOT!
Good spider,
Dead spider.
18. I'm not skipping school, I'm on a self-motivated field trip.
19. Do not say Harry Potter is stupid or lame, unless you wish to die a horrible and painful death. Thank you.
suddenly!
Nothing happened …. But it happened suddenly!
THE END
A\N thank you anyone who's reading this. Even though I did not make these up, they are still funny