***Here is my mindless story about Tekken***

*At Kazuya Mishimas house*
Kazuya- Get out of my house Lee.
Lee- Hmm.....no, I like it here
Kazuya- GET OUT!!!
Xaioyu- No need to shout
Kazuya- Now youre here, AAAARRRRRRGGGGH
Nina- Chill, Blood pressure!
Kazuya- You of all people are telling me about blood pressure, LITTLE
MISS MAD!!!!!!
Nina- What did you just call me?
Kazuya- Little miss mad
**Nina kicks Kazuya in the....., well lets just say she ruined his manhood**
Kazuya- Owie!
Lee- Ha ha
Xaioyu- Hee hee
Paul- Ho ho
Nina- PAUL?
DIE!!!!!
**Nina ruins Pauls manhood with one swift kick**
Paul- Owie (dies)
Nina- Hee heee
Lee- Where's Anna?
Nina- Assassinated her for £2.3 million
Lee- Who paid you that much to kill your sister?
Nina- You did, remember?
Lee- ....Oh yeah, now I remember, nice job
Nina- Thanx
Lee- Wanna go out with me?
Nina- Sure, youre paying, right?
Lee- (sigh) Okay
Nina- Yes..... I got a guy to pay!
Xaioyu- Lucky you
Devil- Hey, is there an assassin in the room?
Nina- ME, DUH!
Devil- Oh
Nina- Why?
Devil- Would you assassinate Angel for me?
Nina- How much?
Devil- £50.5 million
Nina- Okay!!
Devil- Good
**Nina assassinates Angel in 3 seconds flat**
Devil- She's good
Lee- I know
Nina- Pay me, pay me NOW
Devil- Okay
**Devil gives Nina her money**
Nina- Thanx

**half an hour later**
*At Heihachi's house*
Lee- I HATE YOU
Hwoarang- I HATE YOU TOO
Jin- I HATE YOU THREE
Heihachi- Uh-oh
**they all kill Heihachi (yay)**
Lee- Great stress relief
Hworang- Yeah
Jin- Wasn't he my grandfather?
Hworang- Yeah
Jin-........Oh well
Hworang Yeah
Lee- Can you say anything other than 'yeah'
Hworang- Yeah!
**Lee and Jin shake their heads in pity**
Hworang- What?
Lee and Jin- YES, HE CAN TALK ENGLISH, WHOO HOO
*Lee and Jin start dancing to the Macarina*
Nina- and I agreed to go on a date with Lee........ I feel self-pity coming on.

***I know it's not very long but I will probably write another if u people like it***