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This is my first Allen x Rio/Rachel/Heroine in the Harvest Moon: A New Beginning fic!

At the first time I laid my eyes on Allen, I already plan to married him at the game!

Sure, Neil is cool too, he's similar to Vaughn actually, but I just can't simply resist the glasses! And the cool scissor belt! *swoon*

I want to play the new HM game so badly, but exams and such are a load of work! I'll be able to play at December, so I have to wait patiently which is very hard.

Enough with my situation!

So, this story is inspired from the song, "When I Get Home, My Wife Always Pretends To Be Dead" by Vocaloid, but there will be some difference on the plot, though it's just a bit I guess. Maybe there are some stories based on this song too, but with all honesty, it's my own idea to make this story. I highly respect an original idea.

Well then! Let's enjoy the story, shall we?

Disclaimer: Harvest Moon is not mine! It's Natsume and Marvelous Entertainment's!

Oh, and by the way, this story is Allen's PoV 'kay.

~When I Get Home, My Wife Always Pretends To Be Dead~

It was a dream of mine to be a top hair stylist. Because of that, since I opened my salon, I've been competiting every time there was a hair styling competition. I won most of all, being a prodigy I am. And for that I won many prize and my name was well known among other hair stylists.

But that didn't stop me from having my special time with a special princess.

Riona Rachel Darisson.

She was the one who build the building for my salon. I didn't really fall for her instantly, it was quite the opposite really. We didn't get along at first because of my big head and her childish attitude, but her charm (she really didn't know that she got one) was quite... Irresistible.

Rod and Neil both felt that way toward her. Sure, stubborn Neil decline about it when I asked that, but his expression said it all. Rumor had it that the prince and his butler was also charmed by her. Although in the end, they all only became her best boy friends.

Because of my bold move to asked her in various date and in the end, gave her the commitment ring, she was officially mine.

We dated for a year and half, and I love her ever since. I love everything about her. Her smile, the perfect pink lips that made her cute when she pouted. The golden hair of hers. Even though she worked under the sun blast, her hair was treated very well, so soft as silk. And the beautiful sky blue eyes. It filled with warm, innocent, and determination. Even if the orbs of hers filled with rage, it would still be the most beautiful blue that even the sky couldn't compared it.

I bold myself up to propose to her traditionally. She glomped me down with her hug when I revealed the legendary blue feather. She squealed happily as I crashed my lips against hers. She was officially mine forever.

Our wedding was a spectacular one. Rio wanted it to be simple, but I made a simple yet spectacular but still elegant. I wanted to make it as memorable as I could, so I gave it my all.

I ordered every single thing from all the named master. Famous florist, famous wedding dress designer, famous chefs, famous bakery for the cake, every thing. I wanted to made it perfect.

And it was perfect indeed.

We invited the whole town. I invited my acquaintance, Julius with his mentor Mira, Cam along with his wife Lilian, Luna and Candace, also Shelly. Rio, on the other hand, invited her cousin Claire and Chelsea, both with their own family. Everyone who was invited, was left astonished by the simple yet fantastic beauty. Rio's face lit up in pure joy when she saw the decoration and all of it.

17th Winter was surely the most memorable day in our life.

"Sigh... What a day..."

I was walking through the town, walking home after a long day work. The name Allen Loritz is getting famous, if I could say that way. I wasn't show off, no, it was pretty much the fact actually.

Many customers had been coming to my work place, and I had been busy since. It was nearly Christmas, so the order just kept piling up. Being single handed, I got some help from my mom who own a salon too. But she wasn't here everyday. Just two or four days in a week.

But I knew that I would be amused by princess... Haha.

Alas, I reached my home. It was a large house, a real fit for more people that us. I opened the door and...

There she was.

Lying on her chest, with a pool of red liquid fluid under her, staining the wooden floor. She also had a knife stabbed on her back and also a pool of red around the knife.

Heh, it was always like this.

"Oh my! My dear princess is stabbed and bleed to death! What should I do?!", I said with a fake panic and high pitched voice.

I could hear a muffled giggle from her.

"Hah... Guess the cleaning will be harder now.", I chuckled.

She lifted her head and faced me with a silly smile plastered on her face.

"Hehehehe. Welcome home, Allen."

"Rio, you really want to give everyone heart attack, aren't you?", I crouched and poked her forehead with my index finger.

"Heh, only Tina fell for it though. And you too.", she giggled.

She stood up and walked to the kitchen, "I made your favorite~", she said with a cute sing song voice.

"Don't worry, I'll clean that up later after dinner.", she add.

Heh, it was always like this since...maybe the end of Summer? I forgot.

When I got home, she always there. Lying on the floor, pretended to be dead. Cause of 'death' ? Stabbed on the back, arrow went through her head, axe on her head, eaten by a crocodile, and all funny way to die.

One day, she wore a full soldier uniform (Only she and God knows where to get that, not even Yuri) also with a gun. She looked like she died on honor, or something like that... On the other day, she wore a, uh, sunfish costume? With a blood trailed on the costume's mouth and a bullet hole near the fin? Ah, it was hilarious. Another time, she was cooking...with an arrow went through her head and a blood on her forehead. It was amusing to watch, but a little creepy too.

Of course, the first time I saw her there, lying with blood pool, I was panicked but she immediately sat up and laughed. The more crazy one was when Tina came to delivered a package for her. She almost fainted to saw her in that situation. Again, she stopped her before she searched for help and explained the situation.

...Why you ask? Truth to be spoken, I didn't know. I didn't know why she acted that way. When I asked her, she always said that it was her new hobby. But I knew that it was more than that... But what?

Ah, thought about that later. Genovese pasta was waiting for me...

Aaaaaaaaand done!

Let's celebrate for my 10th story in the net! Hooray!

Still, although is my 10th story, I'm still a newbie~ and I know that there's some wrong grammar and errors, so be kindly enough to pointed it out!

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