The Strifes and the Wallaces,
they live together,
in their humble home.
But this is where their annoying neighbor,
SEPHIROTH,
comes to roam.
When they say,"GO HOME SEPHIROTH!",
then he cries.
They all hope he runs off a cliff and diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!
YEAH!
Aeris: Good morning honey! I made you a special breakfast!
*Cloud happily took the food.
Cloud: Thanks Aeris! By the way, wheres Tifa? Shouldn'e she be knocking on our door right about now?
Aeris: Hmmmmm...I don't know but, I have a strange feeling that we're being watched...
*Tifa was standing in the middle of the room.
Tifa: Uh-oh, I think they're onto me!
*With that, Tifa jumped out the window.
*Cloud finished his breakfast, and Aeris had gone before he started. So then he went downstairs and found everyone sitting at the dining table.
Cloud: Didn't you all get breakfast already?
*Barret turned around
Barret: No, what makes you think that?
Tifa: Yeah, we didn't get breakfast in bed like you did!
*Cloud raised a brow
Cloud: How'd you know I got breakfast in bed?
*Tifa sat, dumbfound. Though that's not saying much.
Tifa: I like limburger cheese!
*Barret leaned down to Red XIII
Barret: What Tifa lacks in intelligence, she makes up in breast size.
Red XIII: ARF!
*After about an hour, Aeris brought in everyone's breakfast.
Aeris: Barret, heres your toast with strawberry jam, blueberry pancakes, and sun-side up eggs...just how you like em'! Red XII, here's your T-bone steak and dinosaur bone! Tifa, heres your rotton salmon with extra salt and pepper, used cat litter, and shampoo? And finally Sephiroth, heres your...HEY!
*Everyone looked at Sephiroth
Sephiroth: I see I am in time for breakfast!
Everone except Tifa: GO HOME SEPHIROTH!
Sephiroth: WAHHHHHHHH!!!! WHOA! HELP ME!!!
Cloud: Well, that was easy...I'm gonna go for a morning walk.
*Cloud walked out of the door and Tifa had an evil smile on her face.
Barret: Uh-oh, she has that look again...okay, get the shovel.
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*Cloud walked along an alley way, pondering his thoughts, when there was a rustle in the bushes.
Cloud: Who's there?!
Tifa: MEEEE!
*Tifa jumped out of the bushes.
Cloud: Oh, it's just you. What're you doing here?
Tifa: Oh...I was just in the neighborhood, and thought I'd visit an alley!
Cloud: Rrrrrright...
*Cloud continued to walk
Tifa: Oh Cloud, you don't have to hide your feelings!
Cloud: What?
Tifa: You know you love me!
Cloud: Wha...?
*Tifa jumped on Cloud
Tifa: CLOUD! LETS DO IT!
Cloud: AHHHHHH!!!!
*Cloud pushed Tifa off
Cloud: I'm married! And so are you!
*Tifa flopped on the floor
Tifa: But Barret's black!
Cloud: Ugh...besides, I'm not your type
Tifa: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
*Cloud ran as fast as he possibly could
Tifa: It's not fair! Aeris is always the lucky one!
*All of a sudden, a familiar voice spoke up
Voice: I know why he doesn't like you......
Tifa: Why? Why?
Voice: Look down.
*Tifa looked down
Tifa: All I see are Virginia and Bobby!
Voice: What?
Tifa: Mah boobies!
Voice: Ah, exactly. How would you like firmer, shaplier breasts?
Tifa: Yes! That's why Cloud doesn't like me! I need bigger boobs!
*Tifa ran off fast, saying her thank you's.
*Then Sephiroth came out of the darkness
Sephiroth: Then get Isis breast enhancement system! I love reading boxes!