Spiral staircases

"Come on, Elsa. It's a custom palace. How can you not want a spiral staircase?"

"It's just so cliché, I mean seriously, can't I be original?"

"You made a palace out of ice, and used a snowflake floor. Come on, it's going to be cliché."

"Fine, I guess I'll add one. But just one."

"Good. While you're at it, why not fix the chandelier?"

"I guess that did make a mess…"

"And clean up all the spikes you made defending yourself."

"I'll admit those do ruin the atmosphere."

"Good, you're learning. While we're at it, how about getting rid of the thorns from when you were all upset. I mean, look at them. They don't fit this room at all."

"How do you know so much about design?"

"It was really boring without you."

"Right… Anyways, what do you think of adding a new wing. I could set up a gallery of statues."

"Elsa?..."

"Yes."

"Why would you need a place to put statues?"

"No reason, really."

"Does this have anything to do with the crime rate dropping to zero since your coronation?"

"Maybe… What about the balcony?"

"Oh, you totally need to fix that. That railing was really nice. Also, fix the doors."

"Okay, if you insist."

"Now, what was that about statues earlier?"

"Nothing…"

"Elsa?..."