LACK OF SKILL

You might as well be Ness
when he commits suicide
because now you mess with the best
and you're in for a ride
when I put you up to the test
then you've no where to hide
you pick classic Yoshi's stage
to try to survive cuz it's wide
thinkin' up ways to save you from my rage
like a captive demon I rattle the cage
just waiting to see the days
to see an idiot like you in his phase
tryin' to act like you can dazzle & daze.

You play like shit for lack of skill
so you act cheap and run for the hill
you talk to say you hate talk, what's the deal?
You cower in fear of the shear skill I feel
and you gasp in astonishment at the damage I deal.

Relax and face the facts
that your style really lacks
even Ness has more of a nut-sack
show respect for the technique I pack
when all of your strategies get racked
realize I easily beat you back
I destroy your shit with a weak attack
remember that talkin' got you whacked.

Start with kryptonite jokes
and Superman dreams
with cheap-ass pokes
and ultimate teams
eating damn twinkies
with coconut cream
gettin' beaten down
by a Beam Sword beam
though you can't get away
from Link's sword sheen
because you try to escape
but Luigi hits clean
being cheap as shit
with Ice Climber team
Mess around with Marth
and hear Zelda scream
you got no technique
it continually seems
you got skills like Mewtwo
"SHIT, THAT'S MEAN!"

You rhyme like
defending a white lie
but I rhyme like
I'm a crime fighter with rhymes
appostrophies like mines
with commas like weapons
in each of these lines
I get myself in and out of binds
with each and every gang sign
cuz I don't need affiliates
to put it at ease in my mind
I torture you for a minute
disappointed to the info I find
and after a few you spill it
that you respect the rhyme
to take the time
to maime it, then complain it
because I'm insane in it
and you're just plain in it
you need to put some game in it
there's no shame in the fame
give it some time if you can't rhyme
if you can't go fast
then think a second
and give 'em a blast
but I slam words down
and leave them agast
puttin' my enemy in the past
and when I find out at last
that the last was the last
I find another ass
like you tryin' to pass
off as another Outkast
but you drop like Everlast
painfully, it never lasts
return home in pain and casts.

I'm tired of all these dumb-ass writers
post reviews with purpose to flame igniters
with creative and popular plot creators
and erotic anime fics for masterbators
and fucked up keyboards with ejaculators... shit.
I just rhyme to entertain...
isn't that just all that matters?
This piss off shit constantly splatters
and got me listenin' to Marshal Mathers
with all these skills and still I wonder
while some fool shit dances and crowds gather
Pelican is just disco dancing, while rather
I'm breakin' bones,
breakin' out break dancin'.
Dumb fuckers are dissin'
and prancin' all over
and romancin'!?
Why the hell do they write this shit?
Grabbin' too desperately at MGS skits
while you ain't old enough to have zits
still at your momma's tits, throwin' little fits
usin' erector sets and dumb-ass LEGO kits
barely understanding all the lyrical hits
I give the evil eye, and down you sit.

So my hits came through
and Jambiena makes two
he alone could kill you
but I thought I'd rap too
the Care Bears
are more pimp than you
without cares
I dare you to laugh too
while you threaten to sue
you get beaten by Pooh
cuz Winnie the Bear
just don't care
if it's gonna be fare
so just don't stare
at the rip through his hair
cuz when I get pissed
I don't fuckin' care
though your shit missed
I lay my anger bare
I'll leave a tear in your chest
cuz your pants you messed
by talkin' all that cess
never fuckin' mess with the best
I limit it out like Yuffie
and test you with Bloodfest
you get downed like the rest
from the intro to my trainin' test
cuz your attempt is like
a slap to the wrist
you're little fight
simply got me pissed
you thought you got dissed
now look what you released
because the rage of the beast
infests to crave the feast
festers to break out in me
you've been penalized
so now pay the fee
but now you realize
you shouldn't mess with me
gambling so foolish with your life
I got your ass pinned with a knife
use the blunt end, fuck the slice
you too young to cuss right?
Mommy said play nice
but your puny shit don't work
makin' no sense doesn't suffice
you can try again
for the title, but shit, no dice
because rap master can teach you wise
but it really won't matter
how many times he tries
cuz Pelican can't jam
he bombs like EHRGEIZ
oh, shit, doesn't make sense?
So put in your two sense
shit, check my history
maybe then you'll see
I'm actually talkin' about something
rather than some dumb-ass
who'll sit and say anything
because his name is on CodeBreaker
while he's messin' with the ball-breakers
gettin' help from damned code makers
runnin' around with clans of fakers
wait, oh shit
you ain't been here that long
you haven't seen clit
you've never seen someone play pong
big brother hangs on the porch with a bong
while you write shit 'rap'
it's more like a damn song
you're a fuckin' sap
if you even think that crap
could cross the damn gap
expectin' a review and a clap
and, damn, when am I gonna stop?
Say some shit about bust a cap
try to act like your kream of the krop
while you can plainly see
that you whole team gets dropped
oh, you can use the arena next
let me clean it first, you got a mop?
It'll take a while, these bloodstains
and brains slammed all over Final Destination
obsessed with violence like an infatuation
just waitin' for another SSB creation
and another time to rhyme with retaliation.

I guess, you know, I'm done
the funny and sad shit is
that this one was just for fun
the first one for defense
like a 10 pounder before the ton
Pelican, wait for me to relent
I just love knowin' I won
no matter the type of review sent
I know I'll get dissed with shitty puns
in each review they spew because of you
and this is me, not givin' a damn
and I guess I'll let that finally due
so I'll finally let your body land.