We were walking to the dance studio.

Meg: Noooo. *Delete delete delete*

Brandi: That's what we were doing.

Meg: Yeah but it sounds stupid.

Meg: …

Taylor: Look, we stole that Chap's computer. Don't just stare at it!

Meg: What. You want me to shake it? Tilt it?

Taylor: *chuckles, but not darkly like Edward does in chapter 16 that Charlie read* No, write something. Hey, what are you doing? Stop writing every thing we say!

Brandi: Where'd Renee go?

Meg: ummm, I don't know. Maybe she went off to make out with Ryan.

*Brandi, Meg, and Taylor crack up*

Galinda: OOOOH! What's that?

Meg: No! give it back! Ajlksflawudi_

Once upon a time, in a far off land called…

…Oz, there lived three friends who were bored in magic class. The friends names were Galinda (the prettiest, most popular girl in all of the school), Elphaba (who was lucky to be Galinda's bestie and a nice shade of green even if pink is prettier), and Fiyero (Galinda's hot boyfriend. Well at this time).

Fiyero and I, Galinda, were bored. But Elphaba was hard at work as always. I really don't know why Fifi was there, that wasn't even his class! Ooooh! I know! Maybe he wanted to see me-

Elphaba: what are you doing? What's that?

Galinda: I'm telling the story of how we got here.

Elphaba: *reads over what she has so far* Here, let me do it.

Galinda: okie-dokie!

Fiyero was ditching his math class to sit in in our magic class, where Morrible was teaching us teleportation. I had already read this chapter, so I was reading the chapter ahead about bringing people with us when one teleported. (Yes Gali, I'm getting to that!) Galinda suggested that we teleport some where else, like a deserted dessert island.

"Yummmm…." Fiyero muttered, half asleep.

"There's no such thing," I said to Galinda.

"Ooooh, but there SHOULD be!" she said, not paying attention to Morrible, "the sand would be sprinkles and the grass would be green licorice and there would be pink lemonade lagoons!"

This woke Fiyero up, "Pink lemonade? What's in it?"

"Lemons! And sugar! Ooooohhhh! I love sugar!" Galinda said, "sugar, sugar, sugar!"

"But it's PINK lemonade! What makes it pink?"

"Galinda fell in it," I said sarcastically.

"No really! What's in it? There are no pink lemons!"

"Well it's just- oh shut up!" I snapped. (Yes Galinda! I'm getting there!)

Then I started reading the spell for mass teleportation to myself, "ad nay prae ister/ fah tum an tay dayclum/ ad nay prae ister/ fah tum an tay dayclum!"

"Mark," Galinda said, "That just popped into my head. Mark. I wonder what it means. Mark Cohen. Oooh! Weird!"

The room started spinning and turning and growing blurry-

Galinda: Spin-ning! Turn-ning! Growing blur-ry! What is this feeling?

As I was saying, the room was changing and only Galinda, Fiyero and I seemed to notice. Then I started seeing a weird looking candy island and some dorky, redheaded guy (With a weird scarf!) that looked vaguely familiar.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Galinda shrieked.

Galinda: I did not!

Yes you did. HEY! GIVE IT BAC-

Meg: okay from now on we have to keep Galinda and Elphaba from stealing the computer from us!

Taylor: Just write the story.

So! Renee, Taylor, Brandi, and I (Meg) were on the coolest cruise ship ever. It had movie theaters, skating rinks, dance studios, sports arenas, restaurants, and so much more. Renee, Taylor, Brandi and I were walking to one of the dance studios to dance (and mostly goof off) where red lights and alarms started pulsing. MAAH! MAAH! MAAH! MAAH! MAAH! MAAH!

Ryan and Michael (Renee and Taylor's boyfriends) ran up to us.

"The ship is sinking!" Ryan yelled over the alarms.

"It hit an ice berg!" Michael added, loudly.

Then Renee, Taylor, Ryan, and Michael ran off with there consecutive significant others.

Summer: 'Consecutive significant others'? What are you doing?

Meg: Uhhhh… nothing?

Summer: oh, okay! *Summer goes off walking in that weird ballet-dance way to, oh I don't know, dance? Lock lips with her husband? Dance? Climb a tree? Dance?*

*Brandi and Taylor giggle after reading what Meg (Me!) just typed about Summer*

Then water started to fill the hallway that Brandi and I were still standing in.

"We should go find Brad and Lane!" Brandi said trying to pull me down the hall. Then Summer and Carl Jacobson- Renee, Taylor, and my dance teacher and husband- ran towards us.

"THE SHIP IS SINKING!" Summer yelled in her typically loud way, "GET OUT!"

She grabbed my arm (She has a very strong grip; I still have bruises) and dragged Brandi and I up on deck with them. On deck people were scrambling to get in life boats. I saw Ryan, Renee, Michael, Taylor and Rain (A Girl Sprout leader/medic. What's SHE doing here? I thought) get into a boat with another small blonde girl. In our boat there was Carl and Summer Jacobson, Me, Brandi, Brad (Brandi's boyfriend), Lane (MY boyfriend), and this REALLY REALLY REALLY hot guy.

Brandi: He makes James Bond look insecure.

Exactly. If I had a ice cream cone on that lifeboat it'd be melted. The ice cream, not the lifeboat, I mean.

Taylor: Hey! What are you doing? Stop!

Brandi: No wait!

Meg: ARRHG! Not agai- hbgyn-

Fiyero is hot. Fiyero is sexy. Fiyero loooves Elphaba, who looks hot in black. Fiyero thinks green is better than pink. Fiyero thinks Rain is mean. Fiyero thinks Summer is weird but funny. Fiyero thinks Meg and Brandi and Taylor and Renee are weird and not funny. Fiyero hopes Solomon never see the sentence about Rain, because Fiyero values his life. Fiyero hopes Carl never see the line about Summer, because Fiyero doesn't know how he'd respond. Fiyero hopes Lane and Brad and Ryan and Michael never see the line about MBTR because then LBRM would tell MBTR and MBTR would kill Fiyero. Fiyero hopes Fae never see the line about her because she'd kill him her self.

Nah, Fiyero would like that. Fiyero likes dancing through life. Fiyero-

Elphaba thinks Fiyero should shut up. And is hot. And stop starting ever sentence with "Fiyero".

Any way, the room started spinning, turning, and growing blurry and then we were on a weird island with a guy with a weird scarf.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Galinda screamed.

Fiyero: Yeah, that was loud.

Shh, I'm telling the story!

"AAAAAHHHH!" Galinda screamed.

"AAAAAHHHH!" screamed the guy with the scarf.

"Who are you?" She asked.

"Who are you? Where am I?" He asked.

"Where are we?" Fiyero asked.

"Son of a munchkin!" I swore, "SON OF A MUNCHKIN!"

"I'm Galinda Upland of the Upper uplands!" Galinda.

"I'm Mark Cohen, of Avenue A-" scarf guy, Mark.

"SWEET OZ! YOU'RE MARK COHEN?" Galinda.

"HE'S MARK COHEN?" Fiyero cried as loud as Galinda, "Who's Mark Cohen?"

Summer: Hey, isn't that Meg's?

Fiyero: Yep! I stole it! Like a ninja!

Elphaba: *Facepalms*

Summer: Here, that Fiyero-dancing guy said he stole it.

Meg: YES! Thank you!

Okay, where were we? The lifeboats, right. Everyone was on their consecutive lifeboats and then they all were lowered to the ocean surface. Waves rocked the tiny boats back and forth. Back and forth. Back and forth. We sailed/drifted in the ocean, away from the cruise ship for a very long time. Until finally we landed on the strangest island. It was sunny when we landed, and the sun was said to look like a lemon drop. (Okay I said this.) The sand on the island was very yellow. And the life boat with Taylor, Michael, Renee, Ryan, Rain, and the other blonde girl pulled up next to ours.

"You guys are safe!" I said jumping out of our boat and running over. Then I tripped and fell in the sand. Michael laughed.

"OW! Oh, ewwww… I got sand… Hey, this isn't sand! They're sprinkles!" I said sitting up.

"WHAT?" Taylor and Renee jumped from the boat, "SPRINKLES?"

Everyone reveled in this discovery-

Taylor: 'Everyone reveled in this discovery'?

Meg: This is how I write!

As I was saying, everyone reveled in this discovery for a moment except for the really hot guy. In the lifeboat, during all that back-and-forthing, he told us his name was Joe Smith, but then the blonde girl with Rain yelled "MR. SOLOMON!" so I guess his name is Joe Solomon. Joe Solomon started wandering towards the vegetation then there was a scream. It sounded like this:

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Girl.

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Guy.

"Who are you?" Girl.

"Who are you? Where am I?" Guy.

"Where are we?" Different Guy.

"Son of a munchkin! SON OF A MUNCHKIN!" Different Girl.

"I'm Galinda Upland of the Upper uplands!" First Girl.

"I'm Mark Cohen, of Avenue A-" First Guy.

"SWEET OZ! YOU'RE MARK COHEN?" The first Girl again.

"HE'S MARK COHEN? Who's Mark Cohen?" the Different Guy again.

Then a coconut hit Joe Solomon on the head. CRACK! Silence.

So people, I know this is a weird bit my friends and I came up with this at like 3:30 in the morning. Wicked is not mine, neither are the Gallaghers' or Mark Cohen of RENT fame. The coconut will explain if Solomon acts OOC later. If something says 'Shawn' I mean to say 'Micheal', also. Reviews please? JAS