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( shocked surprise ) Ms. J.K Rowling.
"Guess"
"Aaaaaaagh" yelled Hermione as she ran into Professor McGonagall's classroom the first day of their 5th year.
"MISS.GRANGER WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS-"
The professor broke off, shocked at the appearance before her. Hermione was dressed not in the big, asexual black robes that was the Hogwarts school uniform but in a short, tight black leather skirt and midcalf black leather boots with a bright red fitted top with a black leather jacket and JEWELRY. Big dangling silver hoops plus 2 diamonds in each ear, one up in the cartilage.6 silver bangles and one or two rings on each of her fingers on the left hand. Painted nails, electric blue streaked hair, pierced tongue and wild makeup completed the picture.
"I'm so sorry but I was at a concert last night and completely forgot about school and I missed the ride and I am so so,so so,so sorry oh my god the work I missed I'll NEVER be able to make it up I'll do extra credit ANYTHING Oh I'm so-" Hermione's frantic rambling came to an abrupt halt when she realized everyone was staring at her."That's ok Miss.Granger just go change please" said McGonagall weakly as if unable to comprehend the sight before her. After Hermione left, the class which had been in a state of shock began to eagerly dissect her appearance, the din rising to a roar as McGonagall slumped down in her chair numbly.
"I think she looked like a total Muggle prostitute" said Parvati in an uptight voice with Lavender eagerly agreeing. Harry said to Ron " Did you have any clue that HERMIONE even knew clothes like that EXISTED?" "No.No idea at all." Said Ron dazedly. "Well, well, well" said Draco snickering. "Looks like everybody's favorite Mudblood has a naughty streak. Wonder if she'd like to use that tongue on a real man rather than on those two bitches over there?" Ron woke out of his daze long enough to lunge for his throat as the two boys rolled around on the floor, punching and kicking each other the door opened and a normal looking Hermione peeped in.
A/N: I know it's extremely short but I'll have another much longer chapter to put in next weekend. IF I get at least 3 reviews. I am well aware it sucks but it's my first and I welcome constructive criticism. Especially from people who know what the hell they're doing because I certainly don't.