Hello everyone! Welcome to my second FanFiction! This will be a fun little parody… Yeah.
The typical life of- Glimmer Sparklepants
Glimmer Sparklepants flounced over to her closet. Carefully checking that everyone was still asleep, she opened the closet door. There was a life size cardboard cutout of Edward Cullen, standing next to her extensive shoe collection. She quietly closed her closet door, and began her morning ritual.
Two hours later, Glimmer had finished dusting, polishing, and glitterizing the cutout. She even had extra glitter for when the new cutout of him from the epic sparkly scene came out! "Glim-meeer! When will you be finished?" my super annoying sister Ruby Diamiond screeched. She was a total weirdo. Who in the world woulod choose Harry Potter over hot sparkling guys? "Harry Potter is sooooooooo last year…" I quietly muttered. " .You. Just. Say?" Ruby Diamond asked in a threatening voice. I quickly opened the door while screaming "Nothing! Nothing!" she had her wand pointed straight at me. "No! Not Edward! Kill me! Kill me instead!" I screamed, throwing myself over Edward. (Author's Note- I love Harry potter to death, and hate Twilight to death.) "Glimmer, you are such an idiot. I wouldn't kill you. Mom would take my wand away!" I sighed with relief. I would guard Eddiekins with my life. I decided to just get ready and go with Ruby Diamond to the training center. Today was the reaping, of course!