"this game sucks banana balls!" the avgn said as he plaied platon on NES, just as he said that, his mother came into his basement

"Son, i made you a turkey sandwich." She said.

"thanks mom, I need the fuel to fuck this game up."

His mother lurked back into the upstairs and sighed because her husbend was dead and she couldn't leave her mentally handicapped son home alone. she was horny but mastabation couldn't handle it anymore. then she got an idea.

"fuckfire!" AVGN said eating his sandwich as his mother came downstars.

"Son have you even ben with a woman?" She said.

"Uh, no why do you ask." She turned his game off.

"Because i think you really need to get laid."

"Uh... I don't liek where this is headed." She took her top of. "Oh shit mom, what the fuck are you doin?!"

"Son I want to fuck you."

"I'd rather play NES." But then she touched his crotch area and he got hard. "Okay mom, I'll admit I love you." and he took off his pants. "No suck my balls!" His mom sucked his balls and he enjoied the pleasure.

"wow your pokeballs are huge."

"Shut the fuck up mom!" His mom took of her pants and he put his joystick in her slotmacshine. "Your cunt is a load of dogshit. I can't cum to this."

"BUT I CAN!" Said the gutiar guy coming from the couch. Hereing you two fuck made me horny!" And gutair guy took his mother and avGn took his mother's mouth because he like mouths more than vaginas.

"MMMM gona com!" AVGN's mom said as her orgassmed, as well as AVGN and guitar guy.

"That was fucking hot mom!"

"Yes son" she said crying tears of joy. "Can I get you two anything else?"

"Go get us some rolling rock!" And AVGN's mom went to go get the beer as AVGN put in Athena on NEs and him and gutar Guy played two player.

"I might give your mom a new brother!" Said gutair guy.

"GO SHOVE YOUR COCK UP YOUR ASS!" Said avgn.