Iruka lugs a basket full of laundry in his hands; he passes by Naruto's room, but suddenly stops and presses his ear to the door when he hears strange sounds coming from Naruto's room.
"Nyaaaaaa, Sasuke! It's leaking!" Naruto whines.
"Well you're the one who started stroking it!"
"But I didn't think it would make this big of a mess. It's all sticky and white...Sasuke! Don't start licking it!"
"What!? Some of it got all over my hand and I'm not going to let it go to waste. Besides we have to clean all this mess up, I can't believe you would c-"
Iruka bursts into the room, "Naruto! Sasuke! You shouldn't be doing this you're just little kids!"
Five-year-old Sasuke and five-year-old Naruto stare at each other, dumbfounded.
"What are you talking about?" Sasuke shifts his body a little, exposing a leaking bottle of a soda," Naruto brought this cream soda up to his room, and spilt it by accident."
Naruto cocks his head to the side, observing Iruka's now madly blushing face, "what did you think was happening in here?"
Wow shortest story I ever think I've done. Anyway please review and be on the lookout for more of my stories, and feel free to send any requests.