Much Ado caused by the Weasleys

by the nutty imp

A Shakespearean Parody written in a style akin to the original well almost featuring Fred and George Weasley. This crazy author was bored. This is my laughable attempts to massacre some the famous playwright's most notable lines.

1. Act One Scene One

ACT ONE SCENE ONE

Gryffindor Common Room - Enter Fred and George

FRED
When shall we two prank again?
Stink sap upon the Slytherins to be rained?

GEORGE
When the hurlyburly's set.
Chaos is to be met.

FRED
It would be ere the set of sun.

GEORGE
The Weasley Twins are off to have some fun!

FRED
Shall we then start?

GEORGE
Soon as the map does its part.

FRED
Moony and Padfoot calls.

GEORGE
The Slytherins would soon fall.

BOTH
The sap is foul, Foul is the sap,
Let's be off and get that map.

Exit Twins

Enter Harry and Ron

HARRY
In mine eyes, she is the sweetest girl I've ever looked on.

RON
Me thinks you need new spectacles, My friend you're far gone.

HARRY
Have you ever seen such a jewel?

RON
To you my friend, I throw in the towel.
Just ask her to the the ball,
Then you'll have it all.

HARRY
I can scarce trust myself to ask.

RON
It is but an easy task.

HARRY
Cho Chang to be my date,
I fear rejection is my fate.
Will you be taking Hermione?

RON
I'd rather drink venom.
The girl is possessed by a fury.
Moreover, she's no beauty.

Exit Harry and Ron

Ginny and Hermione emerged from the shadows

HERMIONE
Possess by a fury and no beauty am I?
Ron Weasley, I will not let this passby.

GINNY
Her long black hair.
Skin so clear and fair.
I know I cannot compare.
But, I do so care.
Oh Harry, do you not see?
The one waiting for you is me.

HERMIONE
Forget about those gits.
They're not worth your wits.

Exit Ginny and Hermione

Two more figures emerged from the shadows

FRED
Hear thee brother? Hear Thee?

GEORGE
Yes! Cupids we will be!

FRED
I know just the trick.

GEORGE
Oh your mind works quick.

FRED
A potion we will brew.

GEORGE
To turn the Slytherins' hair blue?

FRED
No you wayward dizzy-eyed moron,
I mean we create a love potion.

GEORGE
Then gather the ingredients we shall,
Right off from old Snape's stall.

Exit Fred and George

END OF ACT ONE SCENE ONE

A/N:
The beginning part of the Weasley Twins dialogue was taken from Macbeth, Harry and Ron's dialogue was slightly taken from Much Ado About Nothing

Act One Scene Two -- More of the wacky duo and Dobby's request.