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Do you ever wonder why families can be so dysfunctional. I mean we love them but it's hard trying to live with them sometimes, like a couple of weeks ago for instance. It started off as any other day the sun was out, the birds were chirping and my mom, Ziva DiNozzo was moaning at me to do the dishes. Obviously me being a teenager just had to breath the wrong way before getting snapped at. I had got a whole lecture on how I have an attitude problem and how I always make a fuss over nothing, but it's okay I got my revenge. Granted it was mean but that didn't take away from the fact how funny it was to watch. I had decided that I was going to fill my mom's hair-dryer with baby powder, so that when she used it, it would go everywhere... and it did. I hid for a while after that, I mean facing my mom's one thing but facing an ex mossad officer who also happens to be my mom would be like me signing my own death warrant. I'm just glad after a couple of days of hiding she had found the funny side of things although I was still grounded for a week, but like my gram-pa Gibbs always says 'it could have been alot worse'.
So anyway now that I've had my little rant I guess it's about time I introduced myself. My name is Keira Marie DiNozzo and I'm 17 years old. I know what your probably thinking a teenage DiNozzo this must be the end of the world but I'm really not that bad, once you get past all of the practical jokes and endless movie references you'll realise I can actually be pretty fun.
So I wish you luck as you explore my deepest thoughts and hopefully by the end of it you'll understand that living as a DiNozzo is difficult but oh so wonderful at the same time.
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Okay so short chapter I know but it was just to get the ball rolling. My next chapter will be much longer and have more weird stories which I have actually experienced. Ps. don't put baby powder in a hair-dryer it doesn't end well.