MARISSA

TALES OF A BEAUTIFUL ROSE

Hi, once again it's Marissa. You may know me from my adventures with Liam when I was a young Budew. I had to be discharged from my team because I posed a threat to my teammates after I murder a Fire Type that was stronger than me. I was soon adopted by a Grovyle by the name of Cody and he took me to live with his village of Grass type Pokémon, this was, however after I evolved into a Roselia. A few months have passed since I came into this village of Grass Types and while Cody had evolved into a handsome, sexy green, luscious, captivating… what was I saying?

Oh yeah, Cody, he finally evolved into a Sceptile and took the spot as village leader, and me, his wife. Okay that was a lie, I wish I was his wife, but so do all the Bladettes. I am a Bladette as well. The Blades and Bladettes are a group of Grass Type warriors who protect the village from intruders like Swellow and Houndoom.

The Bladettes are made up of 5 females. There is me, Marissa the Roselia, the poison specialist, my most powerful attack is Sludge Bomb. Elaina the Tropius, the flight specialist, her most powerful attack is Fly. Andria the Meganium, our all-around specialist, her strongest attack is Solarbeam. Karrie the Torterra, our strongest, her strongest attack is Frenzy Plant. Finally, Amy the Cherrim, her most powerful "attack" is Attract. Amy's attack seems to suit her though, slut.

Okay, I know calling Amy a slut is a bit harsh, but really, it would not be an exaggeration to say that she has slept with 99 percent of the village's male population. I mean holy fuck, her Pokegina must be looser than the harness on a redneck's pick-em-up truck. That's a phrase I heard while on a journey through a human town with Cody, did I tell you how much I love Cody. His sparkling eyes dazzle me, his strapping figure enchants me, his voice makes me so moist… but alas, he probably only sees me as a horny teenager. To be honest, me and my best friend Ian, he is a Leafeon, have been searching for so long to find a Shiny Stone to evolve me into a Roserade, just like my father and mother, and ancestors.

Ian is my best friend so he knows about my crush on Cody. He once told me should I ever break it off with him, he will always be there to talk with me, he is the sweetest person I met, he reminds me of Maggie. If it wasn't for Maggie though, I would've already made my move, but… I am still frightened of that course of action. Ian can only get close to me through talk, but he won't get anything else from me.

My name is Marissa, the Roselia, and this is the next chapter of my life as a Bladette, protectors of the Leaf Village.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

OMGOMGOMGOMG I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK AND I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE, I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR NEARLY 2 WEEKS. FML. NEXT TIME INFO ON IAN. IANxMARISSA…. START SHIPPING IT!