For The Love of 411

by A Talentless Hack

An extremely short twoshot. Challenge!fic inspired by TheBloodWingedAngel's A Wild 2007 on DeviantArt.What if Vexen was an affectionate drunk?

1. Alcohol

I totally own Kingdom Hearts, yo. That's why it's rated M for all the yaoi. Duh.

This was a challenge from a friend of mine, both parts had to:

Be in present-tense

Start with 'Vexen…'

And include the Marluxia using disturbing euphemisms coupled with pet names. And Axel's line at the end.

DeviantPimpage: Check out TheBloodWingedAngel's 411-y goodness on DeviantArt. She also runs the 441 fanclub, Ice Roses. Plus, "A Wild 2007" inspired this ficlet.

Anyway, enjoy!

Alcohol.

Vexen giggles drunkenly. "I luffsh you, Marlush… Marlene… Malar… Pinky." He croons, crawling into Marluxia's lap. A half-empty bottle clatters to the ground. "Pinky" grins. "Damn, Xigbar makes some potent moonshine…" He hoists Vexen into a portal, presumably to his bed.

Axel, never one to miss a chance to eavesdrop, scoops up the bottle. "Maybe if I tell Roxas it tastes like sea-salt ice cream…" he murmurs, then vanishes into his own portal.