It's so Long!
Summary: Jasper and Emmet hear the most interesting conversation Bella and Edward will ever have. Bella/Edward laughs.
Rating: Teens.
Disclaimer: I do not and will never own twilight. cries
"Oh, thank you, so much Edward!" Bella voice rang out from their bedroom.
It was an ordinary day, the family out hunting to their glee, while clumsy Bella and Edward lounged in his bedroom, enjoying the free time alone.
Little did they know who had come home early, ready to find out the dirty secret they had kept for a very, very long time.
Jasper and Alice walked up the stairs, stopping by Edwards's door in concern when they heard a shriek. What were they up to now?
"Oh, Edward it's so big, I just cant wait to have it," Bella whispered, while Jasper and Alice looked at each other shocked, hearing the bed squeal in protest.
"I know, I wanted to show you the surprise you wanted, and now we can finally have some since we're alone…."
"Hmmm it's so juicy and long, I just can't believe you let me have this!"
"Anything for you Bella…" Edward laughed, as a sucking noise continued from under the bedroom door. What were they doing??
Jasper could feel pure ecstasy from inside the bedroom, and happiness. It was almost obvious what was occurring in the bedroom, but like little spies, Alice and he continued to listen to the interesting conversation.
"Oh gosh, I just got some om my face! Thanks Edward!" Bella said sarcastically.
"But did it taste good?"
"Very much, Love. It tastes very good, I just can't believe a vampire can produce this!"
Edward chuckled, and they heard the sound continuing, a sucking and popping noise.
"God Bella, can't you go any faster? We need to finish up before the others arrive…." Edward moaned out, and they heard Bella emit a muffled, "sure."
They last pop sounded, and they heard Bella lick her lips and swallow.
"I have to admit, that was very good, but…" Bella said, as if sounding guilty.
"But what? I tried my best for a vampire…." Edward asked, and they heard the bed squeak as she got up.
"But…. Charlie's was much better, I mean no offence."
A gasp sounded from Alice, and they were too disturbed to let this continue. Jasper and Alice practically knocked down the door into the room, looking at the shocked pair with wild eyes.
"What, is going on here??" Alice nearly shouted. Bella shot Edward a worried look, and he nodded.
"Were you two eavesdropping? Well, it is none of your business."
"First you and Bella are at it in here, and then I find out she does," Alice gulped, " that to Charlie too?!"
Jasper remained quite, disgust on his face as he felt the confusion and realization in Bella and Edward.
And then Edward began laughing.
"You thought we were doing that?" He laughed at their thoughts, Alice stopping and cocking her head.
"I made Bella food, and she was eating it in here," he said still laughing, while whispering to Bella what Alice and Jasper had thought had happened. Her face quickly inflamed and she ran out of the room.
Not worried at all, Edward began to follow her, till Jasper stopped him.
"What was she eating anyways?"
Edward sighed. "Bella has a secret obsession with…. Pickles."
Alice and Jasper looked at each other discreetly, sharing a sullen look. They all sighed as Edward walked out the door searching for the embarrassed girl.
"Well, theirs only one thing I can say at a moment like this."
"What's that?" Alice asked Jasper.
"My, what a pickle we got ourselves into." They promptly burst out laughing.
Wow that turned out a lot stupider than I thought. Oh well. Review and I will love you forever!!
-thunderspeak