A/N: Here is a short scene that centers around Stephenie Meyer's quote of the day for Breaking Dawn on July 12, 2008. The quote is in bold. Please remember that my stories for the quotes are meant to be very out of character and humorous. I hope you enjoy, and please review to tell me what you think!
"But, I want to change Bella into a vampire!" Alice whined.
"No. We have had this discussion," Edward said firmly.
"This is so unfair! She begged me to do it on the plane last year because you were being too noble. You had your chance and you said no," Alice said.
"Well, I have changed my mind. That is, what I think, Bella wants, anyway," Edward said.
"What do you say Bella? Shut up Edward," Alice said before Edward had even interrupted since she knew he decided to butt in.
"Er—I don't want to be a part of this argument. You guys can settle this," I said in attempt to not draw attention to myself.
"You don't even want her to be a vampire! Why should you get to do it?" Alice pouted.
"Because she is my wife. If you marry her, then by all means, I won't stop you from being the one to change her," Edward said smirking.
"Well I can't marry her now Edward! Polygamy is illegal," Alice said.
"Why don't you just settle this civilly," I suggested.
"That sounds more reasonable than arguing, I agree," Edward said.
"And just how do we settle this civilly?" Alice asked.
"I'm not sure. You decide."
"I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors," Alice said.
"Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward asked.
"I do. Excellent."