Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible.
The Kim, Shego and Ron way to using super powers.
"Hello." Said an eyeball surrounded by a cloud of darkness.
"I am Darkon Arters Shadows, what am I doing here in a fan fiction you ask… well if you must know I am here with three other people to run a gambit of experiments using super powers, with the help of my assistants some of which are possible cameos from my other fan fictions, however bad I may write them." Darkon said with a bit of glee.
"Darkon, it doesn't matter how bad you write them, a fan fiction is a reflection of a person and obviously the reason for the T rating is because I'm here isn't it?" A bright green humanoid person walked up to Darkon, he had no nose or ears and was wearing a bright green cone cap with a ball hovering off the tip of it.
"That's right Sir Dies Allot and you're the test dummy, trainer and living example of all the painful things we're going to do to you… I'm just glad you're an immortal and loyal minion or else you'd quit your job about now." It was apparent that Darkon was gleefully looking to Sir and he pulled out a bazooka and locked it into a firing position.
"What would be the point of killing me in this fan fic right now if it has nothing to do with super powers?" Sir said calmly.
"Actually…. accuracy and muscle/photographic memory are super powers in certain situations as well, but if Ron Stoppable where to use those he'd pull a muscle in his non existent brain." It was a cheap shot, but Darkon got it.
"HEY!" It came from a male figure off screen and Darkon sweat drops as he looks off to the side.
"Now let's get this thing started before Ron sticks something in my eye… first and foremost used super power in the world is THE AUTHOR POWER, the ability to create a world in ones mind and controls all that encompasses said world, then express it in written or visual form." Darkon then forms a hand made from the darkness and it's holding a remote which Darkon clicks, shifting the scenery.
It was a blank white room with nothing but two people in it, a red headed girl and Sir, who looked rather bland and emotionless about what was going to happen.
"First example of Author Powers; creating a character and the situation, now say there was a…. Yellow Stickman in the room… it would be pretty hard to see against the background, but it's there." Darkon said pointing out a barely visible simple stick figure waving to everyone.
"The red headed girl is Kim Possible a world saving hero and the situation is she has to save the Yellow Stickman from a falling one hundred ton weight." Darkon was enjoying this very much as a large weight appeared above the yellow stick man at least one hundred feet up.
"You can't be serious…" Kim groaned.
"I am dead serious, now save him!" Yelled Darkon, Kim sees the large weight falling down towards the stickman and she goes to push the Stickman out of the way of the weight which mysteriously changes course and slams into Sir leaving a puddle of green goop on the floor.
"Ouch." Sir said from underneath the weight.
Kim glared at Darkon with a white hot intensity as he chuckled a bit.
"Of course it was pointless to try and rescue the Yellow Stickman considering there was a guy named Sir Dies Allot in the same room with them and some things have a constant, like I can't interfere with like his immortality or his penchant for attracting airborne objects, we'll talk more about the immortality super power later, now for the more abusive role of THE AUTHOR POWER, this is only the introduction to the fan fic people so don't expect any real experiments to happen folks." Darkon hit the remote again, this time Shego wearing her green and black jump suit appeared next to Sir who looked completely fine.
"The Kim way was the author creating a heroic setting; the Shego way however is creating a more villainous setting." Darkon hit the remote again and the background turned red and Sir was now holding a chocolate pudding cup.
"The scene is Shego will mercilessly slaughter Sir, because he stole her pudding." Darkon smirked on the inside as he started the scene.
"No way Darkon I'm not playing your games, there is no way I'm going to attack your minion because you told me to and there is nothing you can do to get me to follow this and I'm a top class thief not a murderer." Shego was not complying with the story set out for her so lets throw something in there to help this along.
"Don't worry Shego I got just the answer to that; the Deus ex machina power, a special ability of an Author to untangle the plot or fill in a hole with an unexpected addition to the situation so it goes the way I or anyone else wants." Darkon said while pulling out the remote yet again and clicking it, the slight change that was made to the situation was that Sir was now holding a Shego loves Drakken sign.
"I'm still not going….. ARRGHHHHH!" Shego noticed the sign and suddenly let loose her fury, the camera turned away on Sir because she just couldn't hold back the torrents of anger she felt at that moment and he was getting mercilessly killed off screen.
"See I got her to do what I wanted and I did it at the expense of my own minion that's an evil setting." Darkon clicked the remote again, showing Ron and Sir standing in the room which was turned from red to pure, bright and hot pink and filled with thousands of female shopping centers all in blue color.
"I guess I'm still on evil setting…." Darkon started laughing at the predicament of Ron curling up into a fetal position because of all the Pink in the room along with the shopping.
"Wrong-sick! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME! KP HELP!" Ron Stoppable started sucking his thumb.
"This is what I call the whatever setting where anything goes and you don't really care what happens be it evil, good or neutral… Like creating a bright pink Bueno Nacho that matches the background so Ron can't find it… then leaving a wrapped taco on the ground with Diablo sauce and telling him that if he doesn't eat it for the next thirty minutes the bueno nacho will be changed to its natural colors and more easily found… however the taco will have an irresistible smell and will taste good and the Bueno Nacho will have the entire menu at his command and as much as he wants, but he won't be able to find it if he can't resist the temptation." Darkon loved this scenario as it was evil, immoral and choice ridden to Ron Stoppable.
"The Ron is a lot stronger then that thank you very much and where's Rufus?" Ron asked after checking his pockets.
"He's the deciding vote in this decision; my Minion Sir will taunt you into eating the Taco for added effect and a new rule added if you take the taco Rufus goes to Bueno Nacho and if you don't take it Rufus will be forced eat that taco while you go to Bueno Nacho." Sir walked over to the Taco and picked it up, causing Ron to look at it with a large amount of focus, his brows furrowed as his mind was slowly overloading.
"But that means neither of us can…. you will rue the day you got between me and Rufus." Ron said shaking an angry fist at Darkon and sitting down to think things out the next 28 minutes.
"I will get back to him next chapter, if you like this so far, send a review on what Super Powers we should explore with these Kim Possible characters; however I was planning to start something simple like flying." Darkon then waved to everyone forming a new arm and hand out of darkness.
"End Chapter."