Okay, so, this was a request from a couple of friends, who wanted a fanfict about Kumajiro.
However, as I was really tired at the time, I didn't take it seriously, and produced this.
Enjoy, I guess?
Kumajiro was one bad ass bitch.
He was the type of bear who went round drinking, taking drugs, and coming home much later than Cana-whatsit told him to.
But he didn't give a fuck.
And every night, Cana-whatsit would sit at his kitchen table, his head in his hands, worrying about what his bear was getting up to.
One night, he got a call.
"Sup, bitch?"
"O-Oh! H-Hiya, Ameri-"
"Bitch, I don't want to hear myself talk. I want to know why the fuck people are coming up to me and beating the shit out of me for what your bear did."
Cana-whatsit trembled.
"I-I think t-they confus-"
"Shut the fuck up, bitch. I know they're confusing us. I just want to know why you're letting him do shit!"
"I-I can't contro-"
"I fucking know you can't control nothing! You're a dumb shit, Cana-whatsit!"
The phone hung up, and Cana-whatsit started trembling, again.
Meanwhile, Kumajiro, the badass bitch had arrived at America's house.
He kicked the door down.
"'Sup, Cana-whatsit?" He yelled before flopping onto the couch.
"Dude, I'm not that lame-o! I'm America!"
"That's what they all say, bitch. Now, get my bath ready." Kumajiro didn't give a fuck what America/Cana-whatsit said.
And so, that concludes the story on how Kumajiro, the badass bitch, conquered America on Cana-whatsit's behalf.