Moon: This is based on this morning.
Kuronue: What happened this morning?
Moon: You where found in my toilet.
Kuronue: N-NANI?
Moon: Actually, this morning I woke up to my Mom telling me how she found a bat in the toilet this morning. We have no idea how it got there, but luckily it's still alive. I named it Kuronue.
Kuronue: How flattering. -_-U
Moon: I know, now say it.
Kuronue: Moon owns the plot idea. That is it.
.......... Kuronue and the Toilet ..........
Youko's POV
I looked out the window and saw the lighting. It was storming and the thunder rolled over head. I couldn't see the sun to know what time it was, but I figured about 9 o'clock P.M. This was a good guess seeing as how it had been raining for a week strait. I was about to go threw the gold and count what Kuronue and I had stolen the week before when I herd a splash.
"Kuronue? Are you ok?" I called. Kuronue had just gone to take a shower. I advised him not to because of the lightning and the fact that the den had a whole in the bathroom, letting the rain in, in turn, making the tile floor slippery. He paid no heed to my advice.
I walked threw the halls and knocked on the door, "Kuronue, did you fall?" A muffled sound came threw the door. It sounded like a no, but I wanted to check on him to make sure. However, that would only lead to trouble seeing is to how my girl friend wasn't completely convinced that I was completely strait....which I was.
Since I didn't hear anything like a cry for help, I walked on by to the kitchen and got some dinner. I decided to go get a six pack. Maybe it would lighten my spirits which had been dampened by the rain.
I set off and came back ten minutes later with a six pack of the most potent beer a demon could brew, freshly stolen and ice cool. "Kuronue, you want a beer?" No answer. I figured Kuronue had gone to bed. Lately, this rain made everybody more tired.
I decided that it would be no fun drinking without him so I decided to go to bed as well. I walked down the hall after safely storing the beer and entered my room. I flopped down on the silver-sheeted bed and was immediately asleep.
I awoke at, what I was guessing, seven. Apparently, that steak I had eaten for dinner didn't quit agree with me. Maybe it was because I hadn't felt like cooking it. Either way I got up and made my way down the hall. A bolt of lightning flashed, illuminating the hall enough so I could see where I was going.
I opened the door to the bathroom and lit a candle. Something didn't feel right, like I wasn't alone, so I looked down and there he was. Kuronue with his head stuck in the toilet. I immediately fell on the floor, courtesy of the lack of balance one gets from laughing. "Kuronue, are you ok?"
"MUPHET!" Kuronue answered, muffled by toilet water. I could tell he was cussing me out. I pulled him out buy the hair, or should I say hat, and asked what happened.
"I slipped....and you didn't even help me when you walked by last night," Kuronue answered spitting out toilet water. Luckily the toilet had been flushed.
"I thought you said no," I defended my self before I realized why I was there. I gave Kuronue a towel and shoved him out of the bathroom, locking the door. Before he left to dry off I yelled, "Never eat a raw steak....and can you say blackmail?" I herd Kuronue gulp before a roll of thunder drowned out everything.
Well, I guess we all learned a lesson today. Kuronue learned to make better use of my advice and I learned to always cook steak before you eat it.
..........
Moon: What did you think?
Kuronue: Black....Mail?
Moon: *evil laughter*
Kuronue: Thank goodness it's a one-shot.
Moon: R&R.
Kuronue: What happened this morning?
Moon: You where found in my toilet.
Kuronue: N-NANI?
Moon: Actually, this morning I woke up to my Mom telling me how she found a bat in the toilet this morning. We have no idea how it got there, but luckily it's still alive. I named it Kuronue.
Kuronue: How flattering. -_-U
Moon: I know, now say it.
Kuronue: Moon owns the plot idea. That is it.
.......... Kuronue and the Toilet ..........
Youko's POV
I looked out the window and saw the lighting. It was storming and the thunder rolled over head. I couldn't see the sun to know what time it was, but I figured about 9 o'clock P.M. This was a good guess seeing as how it had been raining for a week strait. I was about to go threw the gold and count what Kuronue and I had stolen the week before when I herd a splash.
"Kuronue? Are you ok?" I called. Kuronue had just gone to take a shower. I advised him not to because of the lightning and the fact that the den had a whole in the bathroom, letting the rain in, in turn, making the tile floor slippery. He paid no heed to my advice.
I walked threw the halls and knocked on the door, "Kuronue, did you fall?" A muffled sound came threw the door. It sounded like a no, but I wanted to check on him to make sure. However, that would only lead to trouble seeing is to how my girl friend wasn't completely convinced that I was completely strait....which I was.
Since I didn't hear anything like a cry for help, I walked on by to the kitchen and got some dinner. I decided to go get a six pack. Maybe it would lighten my spirits which had been dampened by the rain.
I set off and came back ten minutes later with a six pack of the most potent beer a demon could brew, freshly stolen and ice cool. "Kuronue, you want a beer?" No answer. I figured Kuronue had gone to bed. Lately, this rain made everybody more tired.
I decided that it would be no fun drinking without him so I decided to go to bed as well. I walked down the hall after safely storing the beer and entered my room. I flopped down on the silver-sheeted bed and was immediately asleep.
I awoke at, what I was guessing, seven. Apparently, that steak I had eaten for dinner didn't quit agree with me. Maybe it was because I hadn't felt like cooking it. Either way I got up and made my way down the hall. A bolt of lightning flashed, illuminating the hall enough so I could see where I was going.
I opened the door to the bathroom and lit a candle. Something didn't feel right, like I wasn't alone, so I looked down and there he was. Kuronue with his head stuck in the toilet. I immediately fell on the floor, courtesy of the lack of balance one gets from laughing. "Kuronue, are you ok?"
"MUPHET!" Kuronue answered, muffled by toilet water. I could tell he was cussing me out. I pulled him out buy the hair, or should I say hat, and asked what happened.
"I slipped....and you didn't even help me when you walked by last night," Kuronue answered spitting out toilet water. Luckily the toilet had been flushed.
"I thought you said no," I defended my self before I realized why I was there. I gave Kuronue a towel and shoved him out of the bathroom, locking the door. Before he left to dry off I yelled, "Never eat a raw steak....and can you say blackmail?" I herd Kuronue gulp before a roll of thunder drowned out everything.
Well, I guess we all learned a lesson today. Kuronue learned to make better use of my advice and I learned to always cook steak before you eat it.
..........
Moon: What did you think?
Kuronue: Black....Mail?
Moon: *evil laughter*
Kuronue: Thank goodness it's a one-shot.
Moon: R&R.