Hello Readers! Are you wondering why, dear god, why? Well, I was reading a ton of Inuyasha fanfics the other day (I didn't want to do homework and I have no social life) and I thought to myself, "There is a distressing dearth of Kagome/Kikyo pairings." I didn't come across a single one! I mean, when you think about it they are the perfect couple. They have SO much in common: some look, same skills, same soul, same love interest, and so forth. And, to quote Oscar Wilde, "To love oneself is the beginning of a lifetime romance." So, while watching Full Metal Alchemist last night, my friend and I decided to make up for that cannon lack with this story. What you see below is just the first installment of many K/K pairing drabbles (What the hell is a drabble anyway? and why do people use the word on this site!). Please forgive the juvenile writing style and the shortness; it was written during commercial breaks and with much giggling betwixt sentences. I hope you enjoy, and please send me ideas for more amusing KK canoodling situations.
Kagome was skipping along through the woods, thinking about how much she loves Inuyasha, loves the feudal age, and loves sunshine and lollypops and stuff. Then, suddenly, she sees Kikyo solemnly strolling along all emo like. And she thinks to herself, "Wow, seeing myself as a pot of clay really turns me on. My dead self is dead sexy!"
Kikyo was solemnly strolling along, thinking all emo like with her bitches, the soul snake things. Suddenly she spotted Kagome bouncing along all happy like with the birds and butterflies swirling around her in a sickeningly sweet display of chirpy bliss. "Wow," she thought to herself, "Seeing my reincarnation in a really short skirt makes me horny." "Out of my way, you stupid hoes," she stated in her pimpin' voice, "I got new meat to drag to hell. In other words, drag to my hellish bed" (she has chains and whips and nipple clips: not to mention the red satin sheets: aka hellishly fun).
Inuyasha was stomping along through the forest, thinking, "Keh" this and "Bitch" that. Suddenly, he hears screaming. Kagome and Kikyo screaming to be precise. "Keh," he said, "I must go save them because I really care deeply about both, but since I smolder with generic rage I must not tell/show I love them, her, both (this reincarnation thing is confusing) so I have to act like I hate them." Her bursts into a glade, a sunny/shady spot that has "Hell" written on a sign in Kikyo's hand writing hanging on a tree. He stops in shock. "What the F!" There, chained to the bed, is Kagome squealing in pleasure while Kikyo is lashing her with one of her snake hoes shouting, "Why are you hitting yourself, why am I hitting myself?" Inuyasha is disgusted, then intrigued, then aroused. "Yes!" He thinks. "The perfect solution to my problem of loving two bodies but one soul! And, damn is that lesbian, self-soul love sexy!" Kikyo turns and sees him. "Go away Inu-dog thing. I'm too engrossed in myself to care about you or the dog collar I set aside for you when I was considering taking you to Hell (my bed). It has a new owner." Kagome looks up with that happy, goofy smile she is known for, wearing her kinky (Kikyo kinky, Kinkyo!) school girl outfit. "Ruff! Just how I like it!" Kikyo smiles down at herself: "Me too, Kagome. Me too."