pPANDA & HOTDOG: we do NOT own FMA because if we did, alex armstrong would be a main character, and all the male personnels would be wearing miniskirts...0.0
SUMMARY
Once Upon a Time. there was a beautiful, short girl ( Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC BUG THAT EVEN A
GRAIN OF SAND COULD CRUSH!)
named Ed. However, his evil step mother and sister calls him Edorella.
Sadly, he has to work everyday using his alchemy to make them happy.
END OF SUMMARY
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GET MARRIED? IM WAITING FOR MY TRUE LOVE! WAHHH!"
"ughh" the flame king muttered (AN: i know its stupid...just cant think of anything -.-)
"your 16, princes like you should have already found your true love, start kissing and maybe even.." king roy gave a VERY suggestive
look.
CRASH
al flinched, the hazel eyed prince looked up.
there stood queen riza with a sweet smile ...and king roy...with a bullet through his head.
"errrrr..." riza blushed. what roy means is that your old enough to find your true love now."
"AND HAVE SE..."
BANG
al squeezed his eyes shut. 'ughh...i cannot do this all day'
annoyed, he opened his eyes AGAIN
there was riza, roys body, and a bloody mess where roys head used to be.
riza grinned. "you should go outside al. its good to enjoy your last few days of happiness before you get married to some girl you dont
know!"
al gawked "..."
"oh! and remember! Don't have sex until your married or I'll chop your lovers off!" queen riza said in a happy, singsong voice.
Al blushed "ummm...ok mom..."
'oh no! my poor sweet innocent mind o ! plus, shes scary --!'
SOMEWHERE IN THE VILLAGE, 5 MIN.LATER
Mean While, Edorella was working on his alchemy for his step sisters, thinking about his true love. "when will i find my true love ?sniffs"
Edorella picks up his broom and starts to stare outside. Then, Edorella saw a very handsome prince walking by.
only one thought came into edo-chans mind when he saw the prince.
"OMG. he.is.so.HOT...wait, when did i turn gay?"
is it good? is it bad? should we stop writing for the sake of humanity?
well, its only fair to tell us!
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