Many people came up to Sasuke to ask him why he was so in love with his dobe. Well, they called his dobe Naruto. Nobody but Sasuke called his dobe dobe. It's Sasuke right alone, and he's never been questioned on it.
And though Sasuke never actually answers these people, he was bored one day when Naruto was working, and he was resting from a mission, that he sat down and decided to write exactly why he loved Naruto so much. It was a simple list of seven things.
7) His loud and obnoxious ways.
Sasuke thought when Naruto got all puffy and protective that the blond just couldn't get cuter. Not that Naruto wasn't overly cute most of the time. Sasuke use to think Naruto was way too loud for his own good, but now, after so many years, Sasuke feels sad when Naruto isn't loud. He even snores loudly, and Sasuke can't sleep with out his own personal lullaby.
6) His body.
Naruto's body was a god's in Sasuke eyes, something to be worshipped and thanked for every day. Sasuke did just that every moment he was allowed to. And of course, Naruto was happy to please.
5) His Hair.
Naruto's golden locks were what really made the day shine. It could be the sunniest day in the year, and Sasuke still wouldn't notice unless that same light was bouncing off those golden locks as they walked toward him.
4) His lips.
Sasuke was obsessed with Naruto's lips. He couldn't get of the taste, the feel of his pale ones pressed against the soft pink. Naruto never tasted of Ramen. Instead he had a hot, sort of spicy taste that burned Sasuke's mouth and set his insides on fire. When he kissed Naruto, he always felt hot and burning. He could never get enough.
3) His eyes.
Sasuke loved Naruto's eyes. They were the first thing Sasuke saw of the blond, and he hopes he never has to say good bye to them. The years of separation before Sasuke returned to the village, every night Sasuke dreamed of those sapphires resting on golden cheeks. He always knew his days would be great if he woke up and Naruto's big sky blues were the first thing he saw.
2) His smile and his laugh.
Sasuke didn't think he could live a day without Naruto smiling at him. Not grinning, not smirking, just smiling. Sasuke loved Naruto's laugh. He'd do anything to make Naruto laugh…well as long as they were alone. Naruto smiling and laughing, that was Sasuke's wish. He wanted Naruto to be happy, the happiest person in the world.
1) His voice.
When Naruto said Sasuke's name, Sasuke got shivers. Naruto's voice could make Gai-sensei seem like the sexiest thing on earth. The only time Sasuke didn't like Naruto's voice was when Naruto was sleeping, and that's just because it wasn't there. Naruto's voice was like Sasuke's crack. He loved to make it turn breathy, and go deeper as Naruto talked through his moans and groans.
Sasuke didn't really need to list what he loved about Naruto; there wasn't anything not to love. The blond was beautiful and loving and caring and sexy and just all together amazing. Sure, he wasn't perfect, but his flaws made him all the better.
And after writing this list, he took it and set on Naruto's desk at the Hokage building for Naruto to read. That had been the best plan he's ever made. Naruto came home, and they were up all night, as Naruto took the list number by number and rewarded Sasuke for all his kind words in even sexier ways.