DISCLAIMER: I don't own Code Geass. Seriously, if I did, it would be frigging epic. And I could make an entire novel series about all the obviously cannon gay pairings.

"Suzakuuuuuuuuuuuuu~" Gino came leaping at Suzaku (who was just coming back from the medical ward, again, some more), bowling him in to a closet.

"What the he—" Suzaku was already turning pink in the face from embarrassment.

"We're getting a BREAK!" Gino said this with heavy enthusiasm, just waving at the gathering crowd. Suzaku didn't say anything, mainly because Gino, who was twice his weight, was sitting on his chest and it took all he had to keep breathing.

"Nf…" Suzaku gasped. (AN: a yaoi fangirl screams in the distance)

Gino finally noticed that he was kind of sort of killing his friend, so he got up and offered him a hand. Suzaku took it and got up, but before he could recover Gino was dragging him off somewhere. Anya took a picture.

"Gi—" Suzaku didn't have a chance to finish this time either. Gino led him in to a gigantic room covered in pinup and anime posters with piles of crap all over the place and sat him in a chair. He took the one opposite.

"Now, we are going to—" Gino held up his index finger.

"I really wish you wou--"

"Have a talk about your—"

"Seriously Gino—"

"OVERSERIOUS ADDITUDE!"

Suzaku gave up and decided to just listen.

"I think you" Gino pointed his finger at Suzaku. "Are being," he got up and stood in front of him. "Far, far too serious about life." He made a move for Suzaku's shirt buttons.

"Gino, what the—"

"You should lighten up, Suzaku," One button, two, three, four. "Otherwise," Five, six. "I will have to teach you a very important lesson." Seven, eight.

Suzaku glared, but saw no real point in trying to stop the tornado Gino. Gino still recognized his iciness, however, and came to an important conclusion.

"Don't be so mean, Suzaku! It's not nice." Gino pouted a little but did not give up.

"Gino—" Suzaku made one last attempt at protest, but it was too late. Gino grabbed Suzaku's shirt and wrestled him out of it, throwing it across the room.

"You really don't know how this works, do you?" Gino laughed as he took off his own shirt. "You have girls all over you, and you're still a virgin."

Suzaku made a questioning face about the "girls all over you" remark. He didn't have girls all over him..they all hated him.

"Um, okay, well, maybe not, but I have to admit, Suzaku," He was in front of him now, tracing the lines of Suzaku's chest. "You're pretty hot."

Before Suzaku could say anything, he was on the floor and Gino was on top of him. There were fingers running through his hair, his mouth was pressed up against Gino, and he was in a flurry of arousal. Yet, he still wasn't really participating. Gino sniffed. "Come ON, Suzaku. That just won't do."

Suzaku just gave him a look.

"Listen, Suzaku. You and I are friends. It doesn't have to matter after, you know." Gino smiled with a hint of evil. "Unless you want it to, of course. I might be able to sacrifice some time...provided you're not going to be a pussy and deny that you are gay." Gino was careful to put special emphasis on the word "gay".

Suzaku still could not come up with an intelligible reply, but Gino was pushing his buttons. In seconds flat, he was on top of Gino and certainly participating.

Anya took a picture.

AN: This is my first Gino/Suzaku fanfiction! ^_^ Reviews earn cookies. 3~ :DD