You know, I'm not really sure what this is...I was just thinking of the term 'mother of pearl' one day after watching Get Smart, and I thought about my Pearl Version for some reason. Anyway, interpret this as you want, I had Pokemon Special in mind when I was naming the characters, but it could just be the player characters in Sinnoh. For those of you that don't read Special, Dia is the male player character in DP, Pearl is the rival character (with blonde hair) and Platinum is the female player character. Alright, with all that in mind, please enjoy and tell me what you think of it!

One day in the vast world of Sinnoh, Dia, Pearl, and Platinum were walking around near Mt. Coronet. Dia had on his usual red hat on his messy black hair; Pearl was wearing his red and white striped shirt and a green scarf around his neck; and Platinum was wearing her white sock cap and her pink scarf. The three were trying to pass over the rugged terrain of Mt. Coronet when they stopped for lunch near a small pond.

Dia and Pearl munched hungrily on their sandwiches, while Platinum was focused on the pond. She had seen some ripples coming from the bottom of the pool, and wondered what exactly was down there.

Suddenly, a Magikarp leapt up and performed a vicious splash attack. Platinum got freaked out.

"Mother of Pearl!" she exclaimed.

Pearl looked over at her suddenly. "What?! What about my mom?!"

Platinum rolled her eyes. "I wasn't talking about your mom, stupid. I was just surprised by the Magikarp."

"That doesn't make any sense!" Pearl argued, forgetting about his food for once in his life. "I mean, what if I suddenly yelled out, 'son of a Dia!'? Wouldn't you be confused?"

"What?!" Dia asked, oblivious to the prior conversation. "I don't have a son! I'm not even married!"

"See what I mean?" Pearl replied matter-of-factly to Platinum. The trainer snorted.

"That doesn't count," she protested. "I mean, no one says 'son of a Dia'."

Dia gulped down the rest of his sandwich and glared at Pearl. "What kinda nerve you got, telling me that I have a son? What do you take me for, a…a…"

Platinum smacked her face. "I can't believe we're even having this conversation!" she screamed, outraged. "Pearl, saying 'mother of pearl' is just an expression. EVERYBODY says it sometime in their life."

"Then how come I'VE never heard it?" Pearl prompted, his orange gaze fixating on Platinum's pale face. The black haired trainer sighed.

"I don't know," she growled, standing up to face Pearl. Dia was having a good time listening to the conversation.

"Mother of Pearl!"

"What?!" Pearl jerked around to face Dia, whose face was screwed up from holding in laughter. "Oh, so now we're going to make some 'your mom' jokes, na? Alright, your mom's so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out her butt!"

Dia grew an angry expression. "Yeah?" he retorted. "Well your mom's so stupid that we told her that we bought a color TV and she said, 'what color?'!"

Pearl gasped. "That is MEAN, dude! Just because she actually said that doesn't mean that you should make fun of her!"

"Well you said my mom was fat and pooped out Skittles!"

"Yeah, but she didn't actually sit on a rainbow, did she?"

"Maybe she did!"

"SON OF A DIA!"

"Guaaah! You suck, Pearl!"

Platinum was growing very annoyed at this conversation. "Will both of you just shut your traps already?!"

"NO WE WILL NOT!" the two boys retorted, whipping their heads around to glare at her. Platinum stood up and cracked her knuckles.

"Oh, this will be fun, then," she hissed, then proceeded to pound the both of them right into the lake.

End!