Total Kanto Island
written by: Lynn Cameron
edited by: Candy Phantom
Chapter 1
The Cute Host Mew!
"Hello and welcome to this brand new show called Total Kanto Island! This is a new TV series where 24 Pokemon from the Kanto region will compete against one another for a chance to win 100,000 pokedollars and a year's supply of Rare Candies and Oran Berries! This show is on a small island that is on the outskirts of Kanto's water borders." A cute little pink pokemon says with a big smile and a giggle. "I am the show's host, Mew, and this is my partner Mewtwo!" Mew says as a big pink pokemon with a rose pink tail teleports to his side. "Say hello to the viewers little brother!" Mew says to him in a cheerful tone.
"Hello and welcome to the show." Mewtwo says in a neutral tone.
"Oh, come on Mewtwo, you might not be as important as me, but you can still show some enthusiasm." Mew says, scolding the other pokemon.
"I am a background character, I have no reason to show positive or negative emotion on this show. Now I must leave and finish your lunch." Mewtwo says, tone still neutral, and teleports away. Mew frowns seeing his brother leave and mutters something under his breath and starts looking cheerful again.
"Yippy! The first few contestants are here!" Mew says excitedly as a boat, driven by a Golduck, pulls up to the island's dock.
"Hi Mew, thanks so much for letting me be a part of the show." A female Ekans says as she slithers off the boat.
"Rana, it's a pleasure to have you here. Now, if you would move to the other end of the dock it would be much appreciated." Mew says, dismissing the snake.
"Donny! You had a rather... interesting video. I'm looking forward to your interesting qualities." Mew says, greeting a Rhyhorn who nods his head in greeting before joining Rana on the other side of the dock.
"Mew, it's about time. I didn't think I would ever get my acceptance letter from you." A Nidorino says as he walks off the boat.
"Yeah, it turns out that some of the applications got lost in the mail. Sorry about that, Isaac, but the good news is that you're here now." Mew says with a newvous laugh. "If you would be so kind as to join the other campers." Mew says, pointing to the two campers on the other end of the dock.
"Party time!" A brown two headed pokemon says as it jumps off the boat and onto the dock.
"Good to see you, Noah, and it's not party time yet so hold off on your excitement." Mew says and directs him to the group of campers. The boat drives off as a Lapras shows up with two other pokemon on it's back. One of the two was a fire fox and the other a scratch cat. The two pokemon jump off the Lapras when it stops at the dock.
"Tammy and Rachel! It's a pleasure to meet you two ladies." Mew says in greeting.
"Thank you Mew for inviting me here. I'm glad you liked my video." The Vulpix says with a bright smile.
"Anyone would've loved a video such as yours, Tammy." Mew says, while crossing his fingers behind his back.
"Oh my gosh, I can't believe that I am actually here! This is so amazing! I have been trying my hardest to get onto a show like this but this is the first one I have been able to get onto!" The female Meowth says jumping up and down and looking around excitedly.
"Yes, you said that in your video, now calm down and join the others, Rachel." Mew says to the Meowth and the two pokemon join the others.
The Lapras swims off and a few minutes later a tan bird with red and yellow feathers lands on the dock.
"Huff... huff... that was a longer flight than I thought it would be." The bird says, trying to catch his breath.
"Luke, glad you could make it. Now, before you pass out, go stand with the others please." Mew says directing the tired pokemon. Luke makes it over to the group before passing out in exhaustion.
"Should we wake him up?" Rachel asks.
"Nah... he'll be fine for now." Mew says as a couple of Poliwrath appear, pulling a raft behind them with three more pokemon on it. One of them is a butterfly pokemon, the second one is a kicking pokemon, and the last one is a rock pokemon.
"Welcome Joe, Myles, and Wyatt." Mew says to the three new arrivals.
"This is so awesome, I am so going to win this thing!" The rock pokemon says.
"Yeah right, I bet you won't even make it to the merge." The butterfly pokemon says.
"How much you want to bet, Joe?" The floating rock asks.
"Depends on how much you got, Wyatt." The Joe says with the challenge clear in his voice.
"Boys, save it for the competition. And only viewers get to place bets." Mew says, scolding the two pokemon.
"These punks are both idiots, they'll never make it to the merge." The kicking pokemon says immediately after Mew stops the two from fighting.
"As if you will do any better, Myles." Wyatt says.
"That's enough out of you three now shut up and join the others!" Mew yells at the three, getting them to stop talking for a moment.
"Jeesh... Legendaries and their tempers." Myles says under his breath as the three pokemon walk over to where the rest of the group is.
While the fighting was going on, the Poliwraths swam off and another Lapras showed up with a pair of pokemon on it's back.
"Ah, Leah and Shayla." Mew says, greeting a Nidorina and Kabuto.
"Yo Mew, what's up my pink floaty friend." The Nidorina says in greeting to Mew.
"What kind of greeting is that, Leah? You trying to be a gangster or something? Seriously, Yo? Who says that anymore? But the pink floaty friend part was a nice touch." The Kabuto says, rambling a bit.
"Shayla!" Mew yells getting her to stop.
"What?" Shayla asks.
"Save the chit chat for later and join the others." Mew says, pointing to the group of pokemon that had already arrived. The two girls joined the group and sat quietly until Shayla started asking who is who.
"Shut up!" Mew yells as a boat being driven by a Wigglytuff pulls up.
"Mew, is everything alright?" A Tauros asks as it gets off of the boat.
"What did I just say!" Mew yells at the contestant, who just blinks and joins the others.
"Um, Mew, I don't think-" A Cubone starts to say as he gets off of the boat, but Mew interrupts him.
"Don't question m-!" Mew starts to say, but then realizes that more contestants have shown up. "My bad, um, James, right?"
"Uh... yeah." James says nervously.
"Sorry for yelling like that, and welcome to the island. Collin? Did Collin show up?" Mew asks.
"Yeah, he's with the group over there." A Growlithe says, pointing to the group before getting off of the boat.
"Thank you Pennie. Collin, I'm sorry, but that one girl would not shut up and it was very annoying." Mew says apologetically.
"No problem, I'm sure that the producers are putting a lot of pressure on you." Collin says with a shrug.
"Pft... all the hosts for these types of shows are over dramatic and and want all of the attention for themselves. They are jealous of the contestants and try their hardest to make the competition a living hell hole." A Jolteon says as he gets off the boat and walks straight over to where the group is.
"Hey! That's not true Zack! I'm trying to be nice... it's just tricky." Mew says, looking hurt.
"Sure." Zack says sarcastically.
After the boat drove off and the contestants were all at the end of the dock, a Kadabra teleported next to Mew.
"Buck! What took you so long? I figured you would be one of the first." Mew says, greeting the physic.
"Yeah, I had to dodge my girlfriend. She didn't want me to leave, something about the competition having several hot females that will tempt me." Buck explains.
"Well, I don't know about "hot", but we definitely have some pretty girls on the show." Mew comments.
"She is the only one for me, so she shouldn't have to worry." Buck says and then teleports to the other end of the dock.
Another raft pulled up, and this time it was being pulled by some Seaking. On the raft stood a fire horse, a dragon, a flycatcher, and hovering near it was a mantis pokemon.
"Caraline, Leesa, Sebastian, and Emmett. Good to see you, you're the last arrivals besides the Kanto starters, who will be here shortly." Mew says, greeting the four contestants.
"Oh my goodness, it is Mew! Leesa, can you believe it, we are finally here!" The Ponyta says excitedly.
"I know, right? This is going to be so awesome! We will be on the same team and make it to the top five, Caroline." Leesa the Dratini says, jumping up on Caroline's back.
"We will announce teams in a bit." Mew tells the two girls.
"Sup? So where are the awesome cabins we are supposed to be staying at?" The Weepingbell asks.
"Yeah... about that, the island we were trying to get got bought by Articuno and her two brothers. We had to get the bigger one without homes and stuff and build it ourselves." Mew explains.
"Well that sucks. How am I supposed to get my proper rest and beauty sleep in such a trashy place?" The Scyther asks, whining a bit.
"Don't worry, Emmett, you will be just fine... maybe." Mew says, the maybe too quiet for anyone other than Mew to hear.
"This isn't going to be as fun as it seems, will it?" The Weepingbell asks.
"No it won't, Sebastian." Mew says flatly and the four pokemon join the others just as a golden chariot being pulled by two Seadra appears. Standing on the chariot is a Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and Charmander.
"The starter pokemon of Kanto! We had several others enter, but these guys stood out the most. This is Mark the Bulbasaur, Franklin the Squirtle, and Shaunta the Charmander." Mew says excitedly as he introduces the last of the contestants.
"It's nice to be here." Says Mark as he gets off of the chariot.
"I look forward to winning the challenges with my intellect." Franklin says when he gets off the chariot.
"I'm glad to be here. I know a lot of Charmanders sent in videos hoping to be chosen, but I guess I was the one chosen." Shaunta says as she follows Franklin off the chariot.
"Alright, now that everyone is here I will explain some of the rules, give a small tour, and then I will reveal your teams." Mew says as all of the contestants gather at the end of the dock. "For starters the chariot that Shaunta, Mark, and Franklin arrived in is our chariot of return. We don't know if there will be any contestants returning, but if there are any they will arrive on that chariot. We also have a chariot of losers that will pick up the losers after each campfire and take them to Haisha no Basho. Now, if you would all follow me, and can someone wake up Luke." Mew says and flies away from the dock towards the island. As the campers follow him he stops at a large ring with a campfire in the middle and several logs for seats. "This is the campfire, where after each challenge a player will be voted off of the losing team. Teams will vote in the confessional, which is a pokeball shaped room right next to the cafeteria. You will also use it as a way to tell the viewers what's going on. Secrets, plots, twists, anything else you'd like to say. Now to the cafeteria." Mew explains and flies off again. Not too far away, Mew stops at a rather large, but not tall, building. And true to Mew's word there was a large pokeball next to the cafeteria.
"This is where you will be served three meals a day... for the most part. When we have a challenge planned me and Mewtwo will explain the day's challenge to you. Oh, by the way, Mewtwo is also the cook and camp guard so don't get on his bad side." Mew warns.
X- 'This is going to be the best summer of my life!' Rachel says and does a little fist pump into the air. -X
X- After taking a look around the pokeball, Zack speaks up. 'I'm really looking forward to winning and making it to the top. From what I can tell there are only a few pokemon that stand in my way.' -X
X- 'I hope I'm not one of the first to leave... as long as I can survive the first four challenges I'll be happy.' Noah says looking a little sad, but he forces a smile. -X
Mew flies off again and within a few minutes of following they arrive at the cabins. "Here are the cabins. Each team will have it's own cabin, one side for the girls, and the other for the boys. Now, for the teams we have Mark, Shaunta, Joe, Rana, Leah, Rachel, Pennie, Buck, Wyatt, Donny, Emmett, and Collin and their team name is the Psychic Hypnos. Franklin, Luke, Isaac, James, Zack, Noah, Myles, Senastian, Leesa, Caroline, Tammy, and Shayla will be the Fighting Primeapes. The cabin on the left will be for the Psychic Hypnos and the one on the right is for the Fighting Primeapes. The boys will be on the left of each cabin and the girls on the right. Go unpack and get ready for the first challenge!" Mew announces.
X- 'This is not going to end well.' Collin says while frowning. -X