After the BoS had defeated the enclave at project: purity, the lone wanderer and sentinel Lyons went the confront President Eden and to bring him back to the citadel. 2 days later after walking across the capital waste land, elder Lyons looked up at the president and said 'we need to talk, in private' Eden agreed and was dragged into the elder's secret sex dungeon where he for filled his robot fetish fantasies. They looked into each other's eyes, 'draw me like one of your common wealth robots' Eden said softly, Lyons grabbed one of the presidents wires and stroked his monitor gently 'I want to explore your terminals' Lyons said sexually 'I want you to drink my modified FEV virus' Eden replied. They came closer together, face on monitor, Eden's FEV dispenser unit opened and started to furiously glow 'I'm gonna kill all your little mutants with this' said Eden, 'my head paladin is gonna cum in your bunker'. Eden raised a large cable and inserted it into the elder's wrinkled ass. At that point Eden released the FEV into the old man who let out a slight groan 'prepare yourself, the vertibird is entering the hanger' Eden said softly 'liberty prime is waiting for it' the elder replied. Another one of Eden's cables wrapped around Lyon's shrivelled dick and tugged on it a little bit, Lyons groaned as the large wire kept hold of the wrinkly sausage. Lyons put his hand into Eden's wiring and fiddled around until another cable came down and stroked Lyon's hairy old chest. Lyons reached for a gouse rifle and shoved it into the tightest hole Eden had, Eden thanked him. The lone wanderer walked in and saw them and said '[science 55%] you guys do know that's not how sex works' the two lovers ignored him and proceeded to have a "tesla cannon" fight. The lone wanderer puked at this sight and ran away. 5 hours later Eden and Lyons where ramming their mini nukes together which made a nice tinging sound when they hit. They left the secret bunker/diamond plated sex dungeon, got on Brahmins and rode into the nuke blast that was megaton. Repost if u cri evritim.
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