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Yuzuki's Notes: Just got outta sugouery yesterday. So can't post any ACTUAL stories. But I'm highly medicated at the moment! I got the idea for this poem from a video on Youtube. Sasuke Works At Burger King. Lol. Yah. Read it and enjoy!
Sasuke Works At Burger King. by: Yuzuki.
Sasuke's ready for work.
Not like he wants to.
It's all because of his brother, who's a jerk.
Sasuke, with a hamburger on his head,
Is thinking: ITACHI'S DEAD!
Sasuke works at Burger King.
His brother told him it was a cool thing.
Sasuke just had to listen to him.
Now Sasuke was going to kill him.
Itachi said that Burger King was all the rage.
But does this old lady know that Sasuke's UNDERAGE?!
The old lady speaks: "Pickles..." : Into the speaker.
Sasuke could barely hear, his hearing was weaker.
"Um...you want pickles?"
The old lady says: "Can you come out here sweetie...I just want to see if you can bring back the tickle..."
Sasuke yells wide eyed. "HEY! GET THIS LADY SOME PICKLES! LOTS OF THEM!!!!!!"
Sasuke came home, surprised he wasn't raped by the crazed old woman.
He stares Itachi down.
Itachi only smirks, instead of a frown.
"Have you learned your lesson...dear brother?"
-The End~!
Yuzuki: Whoa.
Sasuke: ....WHAT THE HELL?!
Yuzuki: I don't know, it was just funny to see you all pissed after work.
Sasuke: I ALMOST GOT RAPED!! THINK THAT'S FUNNY?!
Yuzuki: In a way...yeah.
Sasuke: You're a sicko.
Yuzuki: Thanks, Sasuke-kun!
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