Title: yet another Stupid Coffee Story
Author: Cheeseburger (Edited by Starbuck23... trust me people, this REALLY needed the editing)
Rating: PG
Spoilers: none whatsoever, thank u very much.
Disclaimer: sadly, the x files belongs to neither of us but to the brilliant mind of Chris Carter and Co... *sniff*
Note: We're addicted to feedback like some people are to caffiene so.... feedback would be greatly appreciated!! :)
"Scully!" Mulder yelled.
"What!?!" Scully yelled back.
"Oh." He looked down at his partner who was standing right next to him. "Didn't now you were right there. You know, like right there."
Scully rolled her eyes. "Mulder, quit falling asleep when I talk to you. It's very irritating, you know."
"Okay, if you say so. But I had a bad dream. It was scary."
"Oh?" said Scully very unenthusiastically.
"Yeah! My coffee was abducted and... oh, it was horrible!" he said.
"Well, great, I need to stop at the grocery store."
"Okay." Mulder got a cup of coffee and they started off.
As they were driving, Mulder was drinking his coffee. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, Mulder slammed down the mug and hit the brakes.
BAM! SKREEEEEEEE!
FWOOOOOOOO! The airbags went off.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" he screamed. "Noooooooo!!!"
"Mulder!!! What's wrong? Are you hurt?" Scully shouted, trying not to panic.
After several attempts, Mulder finally got his seatbelt unbuckled (he was so angry, he couldn't see straight) and angrily stalked out of the car. Confused and still dazed, Scully sat and watched her partner stride up to the old man he had just narrowly missed slamming into. Scully's dazed expression turned into a shocked one as she watched Mulder exchange a few angry words and then *SLAP!*
"MULDER!" gasped Scully as Mulder returned, flumping back into his seat. "What did you hit that old man for?!"
"HE MADE ME SPILL MY COFFEE!"