Yeah, yeah. Another fanfic! Ugh, what a waste of your time (if you hate me, that is).

This is for Phoe's OC contest. I thought I can get out of it, but how wrong was I? Wrong enough, since, Ta-da! Here's a fanfic for the contest! Hooray! (NOPE. At the time I'm writing this I'm supposed to study for finals but I'm too lazy to do so.) This idea came up on DA, and once it did, I couldn't think of doing anything else... Even though my mind is pretty much like "You fool! Do your work or write TMB's second episode now! What are you doing with your life, making up such characters!" But I shut it up as much as I can because I already have a headache...

Disclaimer: This is NOT mine. The Chasing!verse and all its characters (save for Lex, who's very obviously mine) belong to Phoe. But if it was mine, it would look completely different. So... NOT MINE! (I also know Greek to a very certain extent, which means I can only decipher words I had already read somewhere else and know what they sound like, but Lex is Greek, so... Yep.)

Also, THIS IS NOT COMPLETE. It says it is, but it's more to me as "oh, look here, sweetie, it's the first part done! On to the next one!" and less as a this-is-a-complete-story. So yeah.

~comingthroughcomingthrough~

It was all Lex's fault. She introduced Jamie to fanfiction and it is her fault.

When Jamie Raser was introduced to fanfiction, it was done by a very annoying little mischievous daughter of Antheros, known as Alexis Metaxas. They met when Lex was brought to camp by the DPS, when both were around twelve years old, and even though they clicked immediately and became friends for life (well, kinda), he thought she was irritating as fuck. He believed that the little Greek demigoddess was all about labeling people. Until the Day of Doom, as she likes to call it - the day she revealed fanfiction sites to him. That very day they were alone at the Rasers' house, it was summer vacation, and they were not at camp then because Lex's mother came to visit and Lex needed her best friend with her, so they waited until her (bitch of a) mother came.

"What's wrong with you, Alexis?" He asked and looked into her unbelievably enthusiastic eyes. It made him fear for his life.

"Nothing is wrong, prinkipissa mou," she said with a slow nod and slight head-tilt. "Rather the opposite." Then she opened her laptop to show him a rather old yet very active website. "This, Samuel Elijah James Raser the Fifth, is a site called Fanfiction-dot-net, and here is a fanfic. The word 'fanfic' is derived from the words 'fan' and 'fiction', and I'm sure you know what they mean, prinkipissa. This particular piece is called 'Notice me, Senpai'." She put the computer in front of him and declared "I'm going to make us some coffee while you read. Enjoy!"

He felt like he was going to strangle her. And then have his papa revive her only to strangle her again.

~comingthroughcomingthrough~

"Well? How's the reading?" Lex joined Jamie back on his bed with a cup of Greek Frappé, drinking it from a striped red-and-green straw they both knew she hid in her bag (for emergency drinks that simply cannot be drank any other way, as she always says). He gave her a 'why-didn't-you-make-me-some-too-you-bitch' look, and she just answered with a "hey, that was the only clean glass in this place, seriously, Jamie?"

"Whatever, just... Why would anyone write alternate-reality fiction about my great-grandparents?"

"Because it's fun." Alexis took another sip. Another very, very loud sip. "It's like, you know, this book you really like, I can't remember the English name... Ugh, O Árchontas to̱n Dachtylidió̱n?"

"Lord of The Rings?"

"Yes! Anyway, there are fanfics about it also. Want to read a Daria fanfic where Daria and Jane exchange bikinis as International Friendship Day gifts? It's there! Want a Kingdom Hearts-Pokemon crossover? Go for it! There are even Dumbeldore-shaming fanfics on this site. It's epic! Let me start an account for you!"

"Wait a minute, why would I-"

"Because I told you so." He sighed and let her take over.

The duo spent the entire afternoon, evening and some of the night reading and reviewing things, and only after Tom - Jamie's dad - threatened them to return both to camp as soon as possible, they went to sleep. When Jamie woke up he found a note stuck to his face. The note read 'Hey prinkipissa mou! I want you to practice writing fanfiction, ok sweetie? I trust you! Also, I'm with my mom at the time you're reading this. Sorry for not waking you up, dude... Really. Anyway, go ahead and start writing. I'll be checking on your progress! Love, me!'

Once again. He's going to strangle her.