Author's note: This song is a tribute to both Nirvana band and Neighbours from Hell PC game. Also it's a parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" from album "Nevermind" (1991).
Verse 1:
Pick up a thing, play the trick.
The neighbor comes, so do it quick!
We are on air, it's the show.
The viewers are await, let's go!
Chorus 1:
Hello, hello, hello, here we go! (x3)
Hello, hello, hello!
Evil neighbor is so dangerous!
I'm afraid he's gonna scare us!
I am Woody, I'm courageous And I'm gonna be avenger!
I'll be hiding, I'll be sneaking And I'll play my pranks just quickly!
Yeah!
Ha!
Ow!
Verse 2:
I'm beaten up and falling down,
All I can say is only "Ow!",
But I get up, I soothe my pain,
Go out and come in again!
Chorus 2:
Again, again, again, what a pain! (x3)
And here we go again!
I'm a prankster and I'm famous!
Fans are asking "Entertain us!"
I am funny and contagious!
And there's nothing that is danger!
Joe and Woody, they are teaming!
As for neighbor, he is screaming!
Yeah!
BWAAAAAAAAAAH!
Hmpf!
[guitar solo]
Verse 3:
And I forget that there's his mum.
She's also looking like a bum!
The items are so hard to find.
Where is my saw? Oh, never mind!
Chorus 3:
Hello, hello, hello, oh no! (x3)
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
Time is ticking, music's playing!
All I do is items laying!
I am live and I'm recorded!
Let us spoil this sunny morning!
Soil in coffee, bees attacking,
And my neighbor's back is cracking!
I'm a winner! (x9)