Pardon Me
Bloody Hell! She rescinded my open invitation and shut the door in my face, but what did I expect?
I'm a bloody, stupid fool t' think she'd respond favorably t' being chained up and threatened with death like my insane ex would. I love 'er more than anything in my entire existence, and now I've lost any chance I might 'ave 'ad by my unthinkin', idiotic actions.
I've got nothin' left t' 'ope for, no chance of ever again experiencing the sunshine she brought into my dark unlife. So, come tomorrow mornin' when she ventures outside, I will be standin' in the bright sunlight singin' at the top of my lungs, "Pardon me, while I burst into flames!"
Goodbye Buffy, I can't live without the possibility of you.
~~The End~~
