There an unimportant OC, whose name isn't even worth mentioning, sitting on the couch watching Naruto re-runs, on a Saturday night. She was staying indoors because not only was it 10 o'clock at night, but it was pouring outside. She was sitting happily on the couch munching away on popcorn, when all of a sudden lighting started flashing, the lights went out, and many thumps, and some cussing were heard.
Just as quickly as the lights went off, they turned back on and our un-important OC, suddenly saw the Akatsuki on the floor quickly standing up and giving her death glares. Being an Akatsuki fan she simply couldn't help but yelling out,
"Oh my god its the Akatsuki!"
This was her fatal mistake, seeing as how the best way to get rid of information leaks is to, well… get rid of them. And so our un-important OC met an untimely death at whoever was the closest member to her, and proceed to get devoured by Zetsu, instead of them slowly falling in love with her, and being way to OOC.
And so the Akatsuki went on a killing rampage throughout Earth, and ultimately met their end at the hands of a tank, 3 gas bombs, and a perfectly timed volcano eruption.(Don't ask how the volcano got their… it just did. Its like when you think of a joke thats only funny to you, and even though you know that no one will laugh at it, you still just have to say it.)