Okey dokey... here's my first ever inuyasha chapter.
Farmers worked vigorously in the fields, the sunshine dancing upon their backs. It was a ordinary and peaceful day for the village. In the village square, there was the usual hustle and bustle, plus the excitement of the annual festival to come for tomorrow. Many families laid out picnics by the lake on this wonderful spring day. Nearby, three children were playing in a giant mud puddle... A 6 year-old boy buried himself into the mud, "Haha... I'm almost as much of a pig as you are!!" A haughty little child replied, "Who's talking? I've seen how much you eat!! WAAH!" A bucket of mud glooped out from a bucket, completely covering the two. They looked up at the third kid, a farmer girl with dangling ponytails, who held the bucket. "Both of you are pigs enough to be butchered next week. You could feed the emperor...but I'm not too sure if he would want to eat you." The children giggled playfully as they chased each other in the mud. They ended up sitting on the ground and laughing hilariously. Suddenly, the mud behind the boy began to bubble... "DON'T PHART IN FRONT OF ME!! My nose is very very very sensitive. Mm hm." Chortled the girl. "What are you talking abo--" He screamed as something slimy wrapped around his leg.
The slime-covered demon smiled as it heard the childrens' yells as its tentacles lifted them into the air. Mm... it couldn't wait to see the kids' nourishing little faces. Slowly, it rose to the surface. The eyes of the children stared, horrified as its massive body emerged, covered with slimy crap. It roared, revealing a thousands of sharp, slicing teeth. Come here, my little children...it sang in a raspy voice. It opened its mouth, and brought the children dangling over it...
... ... ... and was immediately demolished by your everyday dog-eared, hot-headed, albino half-demon. Mud splooshed (gotta love that word) everywhere as his claws raked straight through the demons mouth. The three children landed harmlessly onto the ground, cushioned by the mud. Four slim-covered figures stood there, glaring at Inuyasha. "INUYASHA------!" (a couple of birds would have flown away at that one... ouch.) "What?!" he replied haughtily in his usual manner. He turned around and stopped midway as he saw Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippou's mud-covered figures. "oh." "It feels like Inuyasha just shrunk a foot." Miroku murmured to Sango, who readily agreed. "I-it'll wash off... hehe?" stammered Inuyasha. A thud sounded as the necklace reacted to Kagome's voice. (hehehe...) Nearby, A cloaked figure emerged from the forest, releasing his/her gaze towards the awkward group and headed towards the village.