Troy
Paris: Hey man, check this out. ~Throws an old eaten apple at one of the nobles and it landed on his plate~
The noble looks at his plate and yelps in disgust.
The Trojan prince and his Greek friend giggled.
Priam: Paris! ~Signals Paris to come closer~ You will not eat this noon go up to your room!
Paris: Thank you father, I didn't even want to eat around boring old fucks anyway.
Patroclus giggles.
Priam: Do you care to join him Patroclus?
Patroclus: I do care about him, so yes, I will join him.
Priam gets mad.
Noble Man: You ought to respect everyone in this kingdom boy or else you'll be facing real shame to yourself and your country.
Patroclus: I'm sure that you have faced shame the day when you were born.
All men gasping.
Paris' Chambers
Priam spanking Paris
Paris: Ow! Father stop, I'm not a little baby!
Priam: Don't ~SMACK~ ever ~SMACK~ embarrass ~SMACK~ me ~SMACK~ like ~SMACK SMACK~ that ever again!
Priam beats Pairs until his hand burn.
Priam: Ow!
Paris: What are you fucking owing at? I'm the one who's getting a hot red ass!
Priam: I think my hand just popped.
Patroclus: Popped as in it went numb? Or your hand is so old that if you were to have a paper cut, it would shatter into million pieces?
Priam: I have not even started with you boy, so shut your mouth.
The young Greek boy looks down, after a moment Priam leaves the room.
Patroclus: Are you okay man?
Paris: You had watch me take a three fucking hours of an ass-whopping yet you ask me if I'm okay?!
Patroclus: Well I was well behaved I never got a beating like this.
Paris: Bullshit! You had insulted a nobleman and I'm the one who got an ass-whopping.
Patroclus: Dude, it is turning dark red man. You are not going to be able to sit for days.
Paris: No shit, Mr. obvious guy, it hurts like hell!
Patroclus: how bad does it hurt?
Paris: Fucking bad man, I can feel my ass burning.
Patroclus: Do you want me to kiss it for you?
Paris: Does the King of kings have a meeting? Get the fuck on.
Patroclus: He is not my king, he's my cousin's bitch.