A/N: My third fan fiction, and surprisingly NO ONE ELSE DID THIS!! Inspired by me and my friends randomness. It was going to be only a list, but I'm going to make them into chapters! Hope you enjoy!!
Much Love,
The Real Mrz. Black
How to get kicked out of the mall.
Run up the down escalator while yelling that someone put the up escalator on reverse.
Drop your cell phone off the second floor, then run and get it before anyone realizes what it was.
Walk into Victoria's Secret and demand to try on lingerie
Try on all the make-up, and lotion, and throw them around, then…
…while being kicked out, yell about the fact that it says play with me.
Try on clothes from every females clothing store you find.
Rearrange the furniture section of a department store….
…then yell at shoppers for being in your room.
Go into the bathroom fixtures section, then pretend you just got out of the shower.
Walk into Toys-R-Us and start a Star Wars light saber fight with random kids.
Drop jewelry into shoppers bags as they walk out of stores.
Push extra buttons on the McDonalds register when the people turn around…
….then accuse them of overcharging you.
Tell the nearest security guard that Rosalie and Alice are stalking you to get them banned.
Open and switch the videos in the cases, putting children's movies in the rated R section and the other way around…
…then purchase Finding Nemo and return it when pretending to find The Players Club in its place
Set off fireworks in the bathrooms rendering the toilets useless…
…then put laxatives in all the Taco Bell food.
Follow people into and around at least three stores.
Find two people shopping together with black and blond hair, and call them Rosalie and Alice while poking them repeatedly until they call security.