AN: ok everybody this is my 1st fic so be easy actually don't be-i do not want to get an ego and not have some one critique my art.Since this is fan fiction and you can unleash your imagination and free your soul-do not be surprised to see unexpected characters(like gohan and such-the relation is really hard to explain--) ok here it goes..............................

disclaimer-i do not own dbz or digimon-just the characters you don't know so booya!!sticks tongue out

A dark long eyelash fluttered as the black haired female ajusted to the beaming light from the window(an:this sounds like a nature document.lol.) she let out a big yawn and streched her rather built and muscley shoulders.While enjoiying her 'daily morning routine' she was cut off by a loud little squeal that came from no other...then don don don-Goten. "Wake up Soapy!!!". 14 year old Sophia Son(is that gokus last name?) moaned in annoyance as her little brother had the nerve to wake her up from a peacefull not so yet 'innocent' dream. "What Goten!!!" the messy black haired boy snickered. "I'm sorry Soapy but it's not my fault Gohan told me to wake you up for school."

Sophia was confused."What the hell are you talking about it's saturday morning for kami's Sake!!!" she suddenly looked at the calender,then the clock-and now her bed spread and pjs which were soaked in a bloody thick coating surronded by a now smelly aura.Goten gasped. "Oh my kami Soapy's dying!!!" he cried(litteraly).Not so soon a woman in her 30s with long dark black hair rushed to her daughter's aid.

"Are you alright?!" she said gasping,then chuckling,then that chuckling turned into a rage of laughter which was heard through the whole house causing camotion and for both Goku and Gohan to arrive out of thier slumber. "Arrg!! why laugh it's not funny!!" Sophia screamed. The young womens dark brown yet hazel eyes soon turned enraged with anger her dark yet light skin turning a shade of red and her body began shaking.

Gohan came on the scene laughing with his mother followed by a puzzled Goku who then bursted in a non-stop of worry."are you alright-do you need to be driven to the hospital?" suddenly(and not so suprisingly) the young girl stood up not shocked by her own blood rose and rose until her face puffed up and almost on the verge of steaming opened up her tiny mouth that was about to reveal the shock of a life time.

"WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT THE FREAK UP IT IS NOT SO SURPRISING!! I HAVE MY PERIOD I ALWAYS HAVE HAD MY PERIOD AND SO HAVE MILLIONS OF GIRLS BUT I HAVE A FAMILY THAT IS TO CLUELESS TO PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR ONLY DAUGHTER AND JUST WASTE THIER TIME FAWNING OVER A 7 YEAR OLD WHO CALLS ME SOAPY AND A 16 YEAR OLD WHO ONLY TALKS ABOUT WILL AND GRACE AND SHARPNER AND HAS STUPID MIDNIGHT FANTASIES!!!UUGGGHHH!! I AM NOT GOING TO WASTE MY BREATH ANY LONGER!!"

she paused and smiled then her eyes turned into a compasstionate heap of love."now excuse me will be needing a tampon!!!"(-now is'nt that better!) she hissed through her teeth.Goku then looked towards Gohan and Chi Chi. "Gohan's gay?!" they all sighed with sypathy.Gohan chuckled lightly. "Now that is the real deal called PMS!" he explained to his little brother. his now angry mom whacked him with her own hand which still caused to leave a large brouise on his cheek.

AN:now was'nt that a confusing yet funny chappie?as i said i am allowed to FREE MY IMAGINATION AND SOUL HERE!! so do not be shocked about sophia.please review!! i will up load the real story very shortly. byzeebyez!!!!!!!!

!chicky!