A/N-This does not necessarily express my opinions on these ships. I just felt like making fun of them. It's in transcript dialogue form.
7 Shipping Spoofs
Spoof 1- Shipping
Sokka: You know… My favorite ships are Sokka/ Suki, and Sokka/ Yue.
Aang: ooh… ships I like ships…
Sokka: which ships do you like?
Aang: Yeah I like ships…
Sokka: No really…
Aang: ships ships ships
Sokka: Yeeeeeeeaaaaahh….
Aang: My favorite is the Fire Nation Imperial S class cruiser.
Just because the word ships is confusing to people who don't know
The End
Spoof 2- Zutara
Katara: I hate you.
Zuko: I hate you too.
Katara: Let's make out!
Zuko: K…
It's just out of character
The End
Spoof 3- Tokka
Toph: Damn… if I could see, Sokka would probably be sexy. Dammit Sokka! If I could see, you would probably be ugly.
Sokka: Aw man…
Toph: Wow Sokka is so smart. You are the stupidest person ever.
Sokka: Dammit…
Toph. I like Sokka. I hate you Sokka!
Sokka:… K….
Toph would never admit it
The End
Spoof 4- Maiko
Zuko: throws pebbles to catch Mai's attention
Mai: ZzzzZzzz…
Zuko: throws more pebbles
Mai: ZzzzZzzz…
Zuko: Forget it! throws one last pebble that looks different than the others
Pebble explodes and tears half the wall off.
Mai: Dammit Zuko! What the hell was that for?!?
Zuko: runs away"
Zuko just seems like that
The End
Spoof 5- Kataang
Aang and Katara are making out
Katara: Do you mind?
Aang: Yeah! It's Canon! Get off our case!
puts hand on camera
Can't argue with that logic
The End
Spoof 6- Anything Yuri
All the Avatar girls are in some relation ship with another girl
Aang: Wow… I didn't know how strange would be…
Sokka: Yeah if all the girls are taken… where does that leave us?
King Bumi: laughs like a pedophile
All the Guys: OH. MY. GOD. everyone runs away from each other
King Bumi: What? I was just going to watch all the Yuri Action!
Uh…
The End
Spoof 7- Zucest again
Azula: Dammit! Why do all our children come out deformed!
Zuko: I have no clue what you're talking about
Azula: What?
Zuko: (we're in a public place)
Azula: So? It's not like people don't know that WE HAD SEX GODDAMMIT.
Everyone looks their way
Azula: Oh… you didn't?
Scary…
The End
A/N- Sort of stupid. I watched a few shows for inspiration and when it came out on paper, It wasn't as funny. But be nice anyways.