Mia: Good luck, Wright!
Phoenix: Are you sure I'm ready? I'm a little nervo-
Mia flashes her breast
Phoenix: I'm good to go!
Court
Judge: Court is in session!
The judge sees Phoenix
Judge: A new attorney? Well, I guess I'll have to postpone the trial to give him, a quiz.
Judge: Question 1- What is your name?
Phoenix: Phoenix Wright
Judge: Good. Question 2- Where are we?
Phoenix: Court
Judge: Correct. Question 3- What size are Mia's breast?
Phoenix: More than or equal to DD
Judge: Ah, thank you for that info. Now that you've told me Mia's size, I can safely believe that you are able to defend. Now Mr. Payne, would you please bring in the defendant?
Payne: Of course, your honor
Larry comes in, looking like a douche
Larry: I are here
Payne: So...…... Larry Butz... Did ya' do it?
Larry: No
Payne: You're lying dammit! And I'm going to prove it! I've got a witness!
Mr. Sahwit steps in to testify
Judge: Testify!
Testimony
Statement 1: It was him!
Statement 2: I saw him!
Statement 3: The time was 1 o'clock!
Judge: Hm... I'm almost positive this guy is de killa. Now, Mr. Wright, for your cross-examination.
Phoenix: Cross-examination?
Mia flashes her breast
Phoenix: I see!
Judge: Stop referencing your Japanese name and get started!
Cross-examination
Statement 1: It was him!
Phoenix:HOLD IT- You sure?
Sahwit: Yes
Phoenix: Why?
Statement 2: I saw him!
Statement 3: The time was 1 o'clock!
Phoenix: OBJECTION!-The victim died at 4pm!
Sahwit:...
Judge: Do you have any proof?
Phoenix: Have we even gotten the evidence yet?
Everyone stares at Winston Payne
Payne: *sigh* I'll go get them
22 minutes later
Payne: Here they are
Phoenix: Hm? Oh! *clears throat* The victim didn't die 'till 4pm!
Sahwit: Ack!
Judge: Why is there a 3 hour gap?
Sahwit: Uh...
Judge: Testify!
Testimony
Statement 1: Uh, well, you see...
Statement 2: I heard it on the statue clock!
Judge: I automaticly believe you. You may start the cross-examination, Mr. Wright.
Cross-examination
Statement 1: Uh, well, you see...
Statement 2: I heard it on the statue clock!
Phoenix:OBJECTION!-The statue looks nothing like a clock. Also, it only rings when you cause pressure on the head. Because of this, I believe that you are de killa!
Sahwit: GRAAAAAAA!
then proceeded to throw his rat at Phoenix. Phoenix likes pie.
Sahwit: If you're going to accuse me of murder, then tell me this! How can you prove the clock was 3 hours wrong!
Phoenix: Uh... Mia, I really need some help right now!
Mia: *sigh*
Mia flashes her breast again
Phoenix:TAKE THAT-The victim went to Paris, where its 9 hours fast!
Sahwit: FFFUUUUUUUDDDDDGGGGGGEEEEEEE!
Mr. Sahwit then collapsed onto floor
Judge: I declare Larry Butz
G-U-I-L-T-Y
Judge: I mean-
NOT GUILTY
Judge: Now get out!
Lobby
Larry: Thanks Nick!
Larry sees Mia
Larry: … let me show my thanks by giving you this statue clock!
Mia: Thank you!
Larry:No breast huh... well *bleep* you then!