30 ways to annoy Aname

#1: List Everytime she's died

#2: Faint
#3: Record in a book how many time's she blushes
#4: Show it to everyone in Konoha
#5: Tell her she isn't as great as she think she is
#6: Somehow run faster then her to annoy her
#7: Point out to her that it's hard to kiss Kakashi with his mask on
#8: When she tells you he takes it off, gasp and act surprised
#9: Pretend to act like Ino and point out that her hair and eyes don't go with her clothes (It's weird)
#10: Jump around singing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne
#11: When she runs away screaming chase her and keep singing
#12: Constantly follow her around with a creepy smile on your face
#13: When she finally asks you about it pulls out a kunai and look psycho
#14: When she goes to attack you scream assault and run
#15: Walk around with an "I Love KakaSaku" shirt on
#16: Compare Aname to other ninjas (preferably ones that are better then her)
#17: Make her look like a girly girl
#18: Say "Aname" and other nicknames over and over and when she finally answers say "Why's your eyes purple and why's your hair blue?"
#19: When she finally done explaining, repeat her name over and over and when she answers say either "I don't get it" or "I forgot what you said could you tell me again"
#20: Poke her continuously until a bruise forms
#21: Then say "It's purple and blue…ANOTHER ANAME!"
#22: Start calling her "Bruiser" or something like that until she chases you
#23: Scream abuse again
#24: Draw on her face while she sleeping
#25: List every guy she's dated
#26: Then say "Wow…you have more boyfriends then I have kunai"
#27: Run away again
#28: Skip behind her singing the happy happy joy joy song
#29: Repeat it over and over again
#30: When she's REALLY angry say "I don't think your happy enough" and sing it faster

Yeah I know this was weird but I couldn't resist. I'll be making a 30 ways to annoy Mizuumi and a 30 ways to annoy Nakita