I got inspiration for this one shot in the locker room whilst changing for gym. I had asked my friend if she was drinking coffee so I could be profoundly jealous of her but she said it was tea. This brought the memory of my dearest mother telling me tea makes you pea a lot, which it does. I said this out loud and yes, I did not realize how embarrassing this was until hours later whilst, yes I like the word 'whilst', talking to my bestest friend, that I had made a fool of myself, which is nothing new but oh well! So anyways read, review, and enjoy. Oh and if you're laughing at me now I stick my tongue out at you and blow a raspberry!

"I am made uncomfortable by sex. I mean, what happens to your body when you have sex? Your blood pressure skyrockets, your muscles start twitching like you're lifting something three times your body weight. It's violent and messy. If god hadn't made it incredibly fun, the human race would have stopped doing it a long time ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm."

What was I thinking?

I wasn't thinking!

Who would say that?

A bumbling idiot would say that, that's who!

Allison Cameron had just made a complete fool of herself in front of the incredibly good-looking Dr. Robert Chase!

Have you ever had one of those moments when you just start thinking out loud and then don't realize what you have just said is either completely inappropriate or just plain stupid and embarrassing until hours later. Well Cameron had one of those moments today and whilst lying in bed had just realized her mistake.

She rolled over trying to quit blushing, although no one else was in the room.

"Stupid, stupid me!" She shouted out loud, throwing a pillow at the wall accidentally upsetting a picture on the wall.

She went to retrieve it and smiled. It was a picture of her, Chase, and Foreman at lunch on Formen's first day working for House. It was a sweet picture that brought back many fond memories and couldn't help but remind her of the uncomfortable look on poor Chase's face.

She heard him gulp. His eyes bugged out. He kept glancing around the room. He looked like a trapped animal.

And I just went on talking about ORGASIMS!!!! Cameron thought angrily.

She sighed and decided to get up. It wasn't like she'd be able to fall back asleep considering how humiliated she felt.

It's better to just ignore it.

I don't care how nice he is to look at, especially his ass.

He really does have a nice ass!

Stop! I am so screwed up!

I don't think I'll ever be able to look at him with a straight face again.

I really, honestly was just being glib, which is what started this mess!

Oh well, better to just move on.

I told him the truth.

No matter.

Oh, how embarrassing!

I guess House is wrong for once, not everyone lies.

At least not for me, this time.

Sex can really kill you if you look at it logically.

Cameron decided it was best just to forget about it. It's like high school; you'll here a rumor one day and the next it's forgotten. People move on because there are more interesting things to think about.

She walked into the bathroom coming to a decision that she deserved a hot bubble bath after all her pondering. She turned on the water and tried to relax. Tomorrow is a new day, forgive and forget!