What Happens When I Get Bored and Toy With Harry Potter's Life Using MASH yongbing wan yongbing wan 6 39 2001-10-22T21:43:00Z 2001-10-23T00:10:00Z 2 483 2755 Broadcom 22 5 3383 9.2720 4.5 pt 2 2

What Happens When I Get Bored and Toy With Harry Potter's Life Using MASH

            Yeah, you read the title right.  I mean… I seriously had nothing to do!!!  So… I started playing MASH (you know that little fortune telling thing…) and I made sure that no matter what, Harry would have a really crappy life.  This is an interesting activity if you're bored.  And I really did MASH with it, but I did it on a piece of paper, which I can't show here.

Spouse:

Voldemort Draco Viktor Krum The Backstreet Boys

Final: Draco

Honeymoon:

Landfill The sun The gutter The sewer

Final: Landfill

Live in:

Closet Dudley's stomach Portable potty Voldemort's tea

Final: Voldemort's tea

Best friend:

A tuxedo His hand His foot A picture of his hand

Final: A picture of his hand

Pet:

Smashed frog Rotten orange Road kill cat Justin Timberlake

Final: Road kill cat

Number of children:

4,529,876 –5.2 7/8 2/3

Final: -5.2

Transportation:

Flying light bulb Invisible pogo stick Rainbow penguin Walking pencil

Final: Invisible pogo stick

Car:

Porsche (one wheel) Tilting monster truck Dump truck Garbage truck

Final: Tilting monster truck

Date of death:

10,000,000,000,000,000 1562 5967 20,058,276

Final: 1562

Job:

Voldemort's teatime buddy Draco's fluffy pink bunny A guppy Anorexic wannabe

Final: Voldemort's teatime buddy

Greatest accomplishment:

Reciting the alphabet up to A Not having an "accident" Falling into an endless pit Getting eaten by a flobberworm

Final: Reciting the alphabet up to A

 Other spouse: Himself Percy Weasley Severus Snape Dumbledore

Final: Himself

Most pathetic accomplishment:

Inhaling before exhaling Being puked on Being used as toilet paper Reciting the alphabet up to A

Final: Inhaling before exhaling

Flowers in his garden:

Dead ones Stinky ones Purple with orange and lime green polka dots Half of a rose

Final: Stinky ones

Future Hair Color:

Poopy brown Yellow (not blond) What's a color? Hot pink

Final: Yellow (not blond)

Other pet:

Half of a smashed snail Road kill rat Thanksgiving turkey Decapitated cockroach

Final: Half of a smashed snail

Daily meal:

Raw cow fat Sewer stuff Thumbtacks Worms with liver and spinach

Final: Raw cow fat

For those of you who didn't want to read that entire thing:

            Harry Potter will be married to Draco Malfoy (poor Draco) and to himself.  They will honeymoon in a landfill before settling down and living in Voldemort's tea and having –5.2 children, along with a pet road kill cat and a pet half of a smashed snail.  Harry will work as Voldemort's teatime buddy and will either drive to work in a tilting monster truck or on an invisible pogo stick.  His best friend will be a picture of his hand; he will have stinky flowers in his garden and yellow hair in the future.  In addition, he will eat raw cow fat everyday.  His greatest accomplishment will be reciting the alphabet up to A while his most pathetic accomplishment will be inhaling before exhaling.  He will die in 1562.  In conclusion, it kinda sucks to be Harry Potter.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the Harry Potter characters.  I'm not making money from it.  If I were, I'd be broke anyways, so you wouldn't be able to sue me anyways.  This was for my entertainment only (and maybe yours?) and I was just bored and felt like making someone's life miserable while amusing myself.  And you are reading the result.