Off Their Game
"Are you ready, Fox?"
"Here I come, Samus!"
"Take this! Charge Shot!"
"Ouch! That hurt!"
"Why didn't you use your reflect shield?"
"I don't know ... anywhoo ... see how you fare against my gun! Pu pu pu pu ..."
"Uhhh, I'm on this platform now, and you're not hitting anything!"
"What am I doing? I can't stop this!"
"Hmm ... a box has appeared right in front of me ... I should throw it at you!
"No! Not break it! Stop! Who's controllling this?"
Explosion sends Samus flying over the edge.
"OK, now jump! And Screw Attack! I said Screw Attack! I'm not going to make it!"
Fox's continual barrage of lasers hits Samus, giving her another jump.
"Yes! I'm back! Oof!"
Fox landed a kick.
"Noo! But you forget! I have a grapple beam! Deploy! DEPLOY!"
"Hmm," was all Fox said as he folded his arms while Samus helplessly dropped into the abyss. POME!
"I've returned for you Fox! This time it won't be so easy!"
"Oh, we'll see. I still have two lives and you only have one."
"I don't think that matters."
Samus leaps from the platform and dashes at Fox. She punches him relentlessly until he's at the edge.
"Now, smash!"
"Hut," Fox shouts as he made his midair jump.
"Get back here!"
POME!
"Why didn't you use your recovery move?"
"Beats me!
Well, Samus, it looks like we're tied. Let's finish this!"
They both exchange attacks using their repeating A combo, racking up damage to the mid 100s.
"What's this? A bob-omb?" Samus asked.
"Pick it up!" Fox urged.
"I don't wanna!"
"Do it!"
"Fine ..."
As Samus nears the bob-omb, Fox draws closer just to make sure she was gonna do it ... who knows why.
"Ahh! It's alive! You take it!"
"NOOOO!" "NOOOO!"
The bomb explodes sending both parties into oblivion.
"GAME SET!
"And the winner is ... Yoshi!"