Summary: This is a blend of she's the man and Harry Potter you don't actually have had to watch the movie to read this. HrDM fic. This is my first fanfic.

a/n: Please review, I would love constructive criticism but no flamers. As I said this is my first fic and I don't want to get discouraged. Thanks Read, Enjoy, and review. Oh and by the way for reference reasons italics are thoughts and if I get lazy I'll have bold, underlined and normal indicating peoples lines.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the plot
Who's the Man

They were in a dark room nothing could be seen but shadows. There was minimal lighting and nothing could be seen but faint lines outlining the features of the two people talking.

"They are so thick"

"They are not, they have just as complex minds as ours, they just have troubles expressing their emotions." Sounding matter-of-fact.

"Then why couldn't they figure out my emotions?"

"Perhaps they think everything we do has a double meaning"

"But everything we do do has a double meaning."

"Did you tell 'them' it was an important day?"

"Are we still talking about the same person?"

"I don't know about you but I was speaking strictly theoretically, I mean they just have antithetic methods of conceiving information." again very matter-of-factly.

"Huh?"

Sighing "they just have a different way of thinking" the person said slowly to their companion; almost as is they were talking a small child.

"Oh" the person looked like they finally got the point of the discussion "They are so thick"

"They are not."

"Are too."

"I'm not going to sink to this level of immaturity, I'm not going to argue with you."

"EXCUSE ME!!!" said the person their voice rising several octaves, while looking outraged and slightly put out. The person started pouting.

"Nothing personal."

"How can that not be personal!" again rising several octaves.

"Haven't you heard the saying (A/N: not a direct quote because I can't remember it but it is along these lines) 'smart people discuss, stupid people argue'?"

"No, does that saying even exist?"

"YES!" looking put out because of their intelligence was coming into question " and now you have."

"They are thick and I'm sticking by my point unless you can prove it, and you are not going to change my mind until then!" saying that all in one breathe.

"IS THAT A CHALLENGE?" that person said glaring daggers into their friend. That persons eyes turning slightly red from anger or may be that was just the candles.

"YES IT IS!!"

"FINE, I WILL!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!" taking a second to think the person looked utterly confuzzled " Wait, how are you going to prove it?"

"You'll see and you're going to help me" said the person grinning evilly.

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