Disclaimer: I will have my lovely characters introduce this... ahem... over here... thankyou, Alex. To introduce this story. TAKE IT AWAY!
Alex: Does The7thFlockMember look like a man?
Abby: NO!
Alex: Is she old?
Abby: NO!
Alex: Is she genius for writing the best books in the world?
Abby: unfortunately... sadly...
Alex: GET ON WITH IT!
Abby: *looks sheepishly away and mumbles softly* no.
Alex: Then this girl is clearly NOT James Patterson, the author of the Maximum Ride Series
Claimer: I, however, DO own Alexander and Abby, and any other potential characters. Now........
All: ON WITH THE STORY!

Alex's POV
"ALEX! YOU ARE FREAKIN DEAD MEAT! Oooooh… when I get my hands on you….. OOOOH! YOU'LL LOOK WORSE THAN DEAD! IN FACT, I'LL KILL YOU, RESURECT YOU, AND KILL YOU AGAIN!" Uh oh. I haven't heard Abby say that much in a long time… let alone explode about a small prank I may have pulled… and it's not like I don't pull pranks all the time… um… wait, what exactly did I do? Hmm…could it be… no. perhaps… no, definitely not. Ooooh yeaaah! It went a little like this…
Flashback
Oh, this is waaay too easy! She left the door unlocked! Okay, now all I have to do is set it up… hehe… I grabbed my bucket of things—string, bucket (thank you Inspector Obvious!), plastic forks, plastic cups and plastic, batman shaped spork (courtesy of Abby's collection—she has a weird obsession with sporks and always asks 'WHERE HAVE ALL THE SPORKS IN THE WORLD GONE?!?!'… yeah, I know, a little weird—that I borrowed from)—and quietly started working on my project. Okay, so I just have to attach the cup to the string, hang that up from the door, and add the spork to it. Then, when the spork flies out of the cup that is now zooming down the string it will hit the other cup stationed right… there… and everything will go flying EVERYWHERE! AND ABBY'LL GET BOMBARDED WITH SPEEDING CUTLERY! Hmm… I wonder where the batman spork will end up…hopefully nowhere painful… um… maybe this isn't such a good idea… oh well, what's done is done. Now all that was left was to wait. I hid behind the fancy little plant placed conveniently outside of Abby's door. Hmm... waiting... waiting... does she ever wake up? With a squeak of the bed, a very loud yawn, and the pull of a door, a crash of silverware (and plasticware hah) sounded throughout the house.
End Flashback
Yeah, uh, let's just say it didn't end well, and if I don't leave in T minus 12 seconds, I will look worse than dead-- worse than a squished waffle that fell in a volcano on mars during an earthquake and got stabbed and burned at the stake (AN; sry, i hope that made sense. but i wanted to express how bad he would look and-- nvm. ON WITH THE STORY!). yeah, i was in deep.

Reviews are love! I hoped you liked it! Maybe I'll get a Beta, i don't really know. I just love writing. and talking and Maximum Ride. And Fang.- *someone slaps hand over mouth* sry, I got kinda caught up.. hah, i could play a blonde haired, blue eyed, olive skinned Nudge!
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