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20 Ways to Make the Naruto Characters Want to Kill You:

"Gaara!" I shouted, swinging the door of the Kazekage's office open. "Are you there?" I glanced around the room. If he wanted to avoid me, he could, easily.

I glimpsed some movement above my head. Looking up, guess whom I saw?
"Gaara! There you are!" I smirked, "You can't hide from me for long, can you?" I say, grabbing his dangling hand and pulled it down so that he fell face-first on the floor. "Hi." I said, smiling at his confused face.

"Hi." He rasped, frowning. "What do you want."

The smile still didn't wipe off my face. "Just…Oh, nothing really." The smile grew wider.

"Then, WHY THE HELL DID YOU COME HERE?" He jumped up and shook my shoulders. "Hn. Never mind. Will you just leave?" And after noticing I wasn't about to answer, he knew I wasn't about to leave. "Again, never mind, I know you're not gonna do as I say. SO, what do you really want."

"I said, 'Nothing really', but if you want me to think of something, I can." I took out a laptop from my bag and sat down to start writing.

Gaara turns into a chibi kitten.

And he did exactly that. Gaara quickly transformed into a red kitten with the "I love only myself" character written on his forehead.

The kitten mewed, loudly. But he was SO ADORABLE! "Come here Gaaru-Gaaru!" I picked up the kitten and—very unfortunately for me—he clawed my face. I should have written, Gaara turns into a chibi kitten with no claws. Because even kittens' claws are sharp, very sharp.

Gaara runs out of the Kazekage's office and to the center of the village. A deer suddenly jumps over him and flowers start growing under his feet. Rabbits and mice run around in circles around the flowers and birds chirp around the tall sand buildings.

My powers have NO limit. I can do whatever I want. And Gaara did exactly that. He ran out of the office and to the center of the sand village, then a deer jumped over his head and flowers started growing. Rabbits and mice run around and birds fly incessantly around.

Gaara sits down in the field of beautiful flowers and starts picking some. He picks a small white flower and starts to say, while picking the petals, "I love me, I love me not, I love me, I love me not, I love me, I love me not, I love me, I love me not…" And so on until he reached the last petal, "I love me!" Delighted with his result, he swirled around in circles, his usual attire turning into a fluffy pink-and-white Lolita dress. His hair suddenly grew into two long pigtails.

Sadly, my powers DO have limits. I can't change the gender of the characters; I can only make them look like girls/boys. I can't change, their…Um, parts.

Gaara was getting dizzy and decided to let himself fall to the ground.

I glanced outside, oh; my powers were working all right.

Gaara brings his hand to his mouth and turns to the window of the room I was standing in. He blows me a cute little kiss, and the heart pops when it gets to the window.

That was enough for now. I deleted everything I had written and waited for Gaara to come back.

The door creaked open. "Rain…" He started, flowers were still in his hair and clothes, and a rabbit shot out the door as he walked in. "I hate you."

"Oh, yes Gaara, I love you too." I grinned.

The chapters won't be very long, but there will be 20. So enjoy! And please review!