Here's another Angry Birds fanfic!
"Eva, I feel bad enough about not working." Edward said. "I don't need you around here complaining about how I do things around the house."
Eva shrugged. "Well, if you did things right, I wouldn't have to complain."
"Only half the stuff around here I do better than you." said Edward. Eva paused while eating. "It's not that hard."
Eva looked at him. "What? You have something you want to say?" asked Edward.
Soon, Eva smiles and stands up. She suddenly begins to go crazy.
"WELL AIN'T THIS ABOUT A SEED?!" she yelled.
Outside of Edward and Eva's house, other birds stop and watch as the sounds of glass breaking and crashing could be heard.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU DO MY JOB FOR ONE DAY, AND NOW IT AIN'T TOO HARD, YOU BACON-FRYING, BISCUIT-BAKING, PANCAKE-MAKING, GREEN BIRDIEHEAD!"
One hour later...
Eva continued yelling crazy.
"YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY! YOU CAN TOUCH MY FEATHERS! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?"
Eva then left the room to calm down.
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